Saturday, October 10, 2009
The Pissboy is a man.
So this guy (pissboy) comes into my shop today and loudly proclaims: "EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE I HAVE TO PISS!!"
I just looked at him.
Somehow it's my fault that he has to 'piss'.
(Have I ever told anyone how much I hate the word piss?)
So if EVERY TIME he comes in here he has to piss you'd think that maybe Pissboy would piss at home before he comes down here.
But that would be too simple...instead he needs to proclaim "EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE I HAVE TO PISS!!"
Maybe, just maybe, Pissboy should watch his liquids before he shops. Ya think?
But it's my fault that he has to piss EVERY TIME HE COMES DOWN HERE!!
I don't need to know his piss schedule or what makes him piss or why he needs to piss in my shop.
He's a pisser, plain and simple.
The super weird part is that he proclaims "EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE I HAVE TO PISS!!" yet he never askes to use my bathroom.
So now I'm thinking about his filled bladder...his huge prostate....his tinkle factory.
He bought a DVD...said DVD had a water theme. Really. In fact it was the largest grossing water themed movie of all-time.
Maybe watching water-themed movies...or even thinking about water-themed movies is the cause of his piss-passion.
But none of us really need to know about it.
Keep your piss needs to yourself. I don't need to know.
And that my friends, is the Saga of the Pissboy.