1. Did your kids make you anything for Mother's Day?
2. Did you already throw it away cuz it blows?
3. What was the lamest thing you ever gave Mom?
4. Has your Mom ever said "Every day is Mother's Day"?
5. Have you ever punched her upside the head after she said it?
6. Thought about it?
7. Has she ever also said "Every day is kids day"?
8. Did you punch her in the kidneys afterwards?
9. Did you think about it?
8 comments:
My kids saved their allowance and paper route money for an entire year and put a downpayment on this wicked hot little red sports car with a sun roof, MP3 player, and awesome heated leather seats. It's gorgeous. I have the best kids in the history of the universe!!
No, wait.
That's a lie.
1. Yes. The oldest made a glitter covered picture frame magnet at preschool. The youngest made a lovely wad of spit-up, which he deposited on my shirt.
2. No, the frame is very cute and on my fridge. Washed the shirt.
3. No clue, but whatever it was, I'm sure she tossed it out fairly quickly.
4. Yes she said it
5. No I didn't.
6. Of course I thought about it.
7. Oh, she said that a lot.
8. No.
9. I'm afraid to hit my mom. Elderly Scottish women have mean left hooks.
I got a beautiful basket full of soaps and lotions and body wash stuff...do you think my kids are subtely suggsting something about my personal hygiene?
Oh.
I just assumed they'd made it all themselves.
Kids these days are soooo lazy.
Super color scheme, I like it! Good job. Go on.
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