1. There are 7 letters in Lincoln and 7 letters in Kennedy...conspiracy?
2. Stone falls from palm tree.
3. I have a terrible cold...let's discuss it!
4. Viagra Falls Nursing Home and Senior Center.
5. I have a third nipple and I named it Russell.
6. Those capri pants sure make you look nice!
7. Why I think Hillary Clinton is sexy.
8. Why I just threw up in my mouth.
9. Iron Butterfly's Greatest Hits!
10. Why Nicole Simpson deserved it.
Friday, May 12, 2006
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5 comments:
1. You're just gunning for conspiracies, aren't ya.
2. If a Stone falls from a tree and there's no one there to hear him, will he make a sound?
3. Speak up, we can't hear you over the phlegm.
4. When this chair's a rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
5. Hi Russell.
6. No comment.
7. ::gags::
8. I think I know why.
9. They had one?
10. I hear she couldn't cook to save her life.
He's Keith.
...and therefore indestructible.
Watch your mouth!
Oh, wait. He kind of is.
But he's KEITH! We don't bad-mouth Keith. It's against The Rules.
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