Friday, May 12, 2006

More rejected blog ideas.

1. There are 7 letters in Lincoln and 7 letters in Kennedy...conspiracy?

2. Stone falls from palm tree.

3. I have a terrible cold...let's discuss it!

4. Viagra Falls Nursing Home and Senior Center.

5. I have a third nipple and I named it Russell.

6. Those capri pants sure make you look nice!

7. Why I think Hillary Clinton is sexy.

8. Why I just threw up in my mouth.

9. Iron Butterfly's Greatest Hits!

10. Why Nicole Simpson deserved it.

5 comments:

Cake said...

1. You're just gunning for conspiracies, aren't ya.
2. If a Stone falls from a tree and there's no one there to hear him, will he make a sound?
3. Speak up, we can't hear you over the phlegm.
4. When this chair's a rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
5. Hi Russell.
6. No comment.
7. ::gags::
8. I think I know why.
9. They had one?
10. I hear she couldn't cook to save her life.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

He's Keith.

Cake said...

...and therefore indestructible.

Cake said...

Watch your mouth!

Oh, wait. He kind of is.

But he's KEITH! We don't bad-mouth Keith. It's against The Rules.

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