Who would you rather be....and who would you rather not be. That is the question.
1. Indiana Jones
2. Batman
3. Captain Kirk
4. James Bond
5. Jake Blues
6. Han Solo
7. Peter Parker (pre death of Gwen)
8. Jeff Spicoli
9. Tarzan
10. Elvis
11. Your Dad
Friday, May 05, 2006
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I'd like to construct the perfect individual using Indy's sarcasm, Kirk's charisma, Jake Blues' rhythm, Solo's wit, and Bond's sex appeal.
I'll pass on bats, spiders, Spicolis, vines, jumpsuits, and fathers, thanks.
"Ich bin ein Berliner."
Well, I see this scientific study is already out the window.
Losers.
Glad to be of assistance.
Okay, I'll play.
I'd rather be Jake Blues, because I've always wanted to drive through a shopping mall.
I'd rather not be Han Solo, because Wookies probably smell really bad when it rains.
Kirstie wasn't on the list (unless she's your Dad...)
Lois - it doesn't rain in space so Han's probably okay.
He's clearly got a crush on Angelina Jolie, since he allows her but disallows Kirstie. So transparent.
what about Heavy Helen?
Heavy Helen is SO March 2006.
Somewhere, Heavy Helen's crying great huge tears and eating donuts by the dozen to console herself...
" Well Angelina needed a "padded bra" to play Lara... I just need HAIR EXTENSIONS ;-)"
Why, are you a really large chested chemo patient?
I hate you all.
::sob::
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