Thursday, May 25, 2006

Marry, F, or Kill.

It's a very simple game that sometimes gets played in 'the neighborhood' at parties. I believe it was totally swiped from some other game sold at fine toy stores everywhere.

I'll list three 'celebrities' and you have to pick if you'd rather marry them, sleep with them (F them), or kill them.

1a) David Letterman
1b) Jay Leno
1c) Jimmy Kimmel

2a) Saddam Hussein
2b) Osama bin Laden
2c) Al Gore

3a) Oprah
3b) Rosie O'Donell
3c) Hillary Clinton

4a) Cake
4b) Roger the Shrubber
4c) Clinky

5a) Jorge Posada
5b) ARod
5c) Derek Jeter

6a) Mrs. Brady
6b) Mrs. Partridge
6c) Mrs Cleaver.

7a) Bugs Bunny
7b) Daffy Duck
7c) Foghorn Leghorn

8a) Santa Claus
8b) Easter Bunny
8c) The Great Pumpkin

9a) Charlize Theron
9b) Teri Hatcher
9c) Scarlet Johanson

10a) Simon Cowell
10b) Paula Abdul
10c) Randy Jackson

Answer any you feel like and add a threesome of two of your own.

19 comments:

Lois Lane said...

A friend told me this game originated on Howard Stern. Her example was

1. Bill Clinton
2. Bill O'Reilly
3. Bill Belichick

All the women at the table said they'd kill O'Reilly (just because), F. Clinton (because he's already proven himself a bad husband) and marry Belichick (because he's probably a really nice guy and would be out of your hair during football season.)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Stern DID do this game...I forgot, but it's based on some water-downed 'clean' version.

Cake said...

I guess I'd marry Letterman (he seems nice enough), f. Leno (he has a motorcycle), and kill Jimmy (sorry Jimmy).

Some of those other options are just too creepy to answer, sorry. (Santa? Foghorn? Paula Abdul? Myself??)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

You could always kill Foghorn.

Cake said...

And marry Bugs and f. Daffy? Or vice-versa?

See? Creepy!

Lois Lane said...

If you married Bugs, you'd have to let him wear the wedding dress.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Bugs is pretty hot when he dresses up like a woman.

Just sayin'.

Cake said...

I feel like I just learned more about Captain NoOprah than I ever wanted to know...

Cake said...

How about:

11a) Stephen King
11b) Stephen Wright
11c) Stephen Hawking

I Ain't No Oprah said...

F Wright, Marry King, Kill Hawking.

Way too easy.

Cake said...

Damn, you beat me to Steinbrenner. I was just about to post:

1) George Steinbrenner
2) George Bush, Sr.
3) George Bush, Jr.

Okay, how about:

1) Wolf Blitzer
2) Nancy Grace
3) Oprah Winfrey (if she gets back from Germany okay)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

You'd F Bugs over Daffy? Interesting.

I figured the women would pick Daffy to F just cuz he's so nuts!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

No matter what the choices, you always have to kill Steinbrenner.

I'm pretty sure it's in the Constitution.

Cake said...

So, you two - which Bush are you marrying and which one are you f'ing?

Anonymous said...

Could I kill most of them?
That would leave a few...
But I could still kill most of em...

Cake said...

Do you see "kill everybody" as an option?

I tell ya, kids these days...

Clinky said...

"It's Kill or be Kicked!"

Anonymous said...

How about
1. Moe
2. Larry
3. Curley

Moe would have me at the Women's Crisis Center every other day with poked out eyes-and the other two? Not to say I would want to KILL them....

So I'd pick Denzel Washington, to marry and/or have sex with. OOPS-forgot to put him on the list.

Anonymous said...

Is F then kill, or kill then F and option?