As you probably already know, today is 'National Take Two Movie Quotes and make Them Into One Fake Movie Quote Day'
No rules...google or the internet is fine.
1."They call me MISTER Tibbs ya damn dirty ape!" (In the Heat of the Night/Planet of the Apes
2. "Yo, Adrian I'm King of the World!" (Rocky/Titanic)
See how fun this is?
3. "Stella! Hey Stella, I love the smell of napalm in the morning" (Streetcar Named Desie/Apocalypse Now)
So now it's your turn....(and to misquote Fredo:)
'Now get to work on yours the the way I want it! You can handle things! You're smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... You're smart and you want respect!'
Friday, May 19, 2006
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"I'm only 37...I'm not old. What a clean old man!"
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail/A Hard Day's Night)
- "We'll always have Paris, if you build it." (Casablanca/Field of Dreams)
- "Who's on first? Elementary, my dear Watson." (Abbott&Costello/Sherlock Holmes Adventures)
- "May the Force be with Bond, James Bond." (Star Wars/James Bond)
"My mama always said, 'You talkin' to me?'"
(Forrest Gump/Taxidriver)
"ET phone all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world..." (ET/Casablanca)
"You've got me? Who's got four fried chickens and a Coke?"
(Superman/Blues Brothers)
Love means never having to say "I don't know nuthin bout birthin no babies!"
Love Story/Gone With the Wind
"I have been and always shall be your damn dirty ape..." (Wrath of Khan/Planet of the Apes)
"A wed wose, how womantic, ya damn dirty ape"
(Blazing Saddles/Planet of the Apes)
May their first child be a masculine child, ya damn dirty ape!
(I wanted to play too)
The GodFather/Planet of the Apes
"Ya damn dirty ape, you think I'd sell him out?"
(Dog Day Afternoon/Planet of the Apes)
"There's no crying in baseball, ya damn dirty ape!" (League of Their Own/Planet of the Apes)
"Beware the beast, Man; for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or sushi; that's what my ex-wife called me. Cold fish."
(Planet of the Apes/Blade Runner) -- who else but Larry!
And, hey, Donley, drop us a line!
All I need are some tasty waves, Idiot.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High/Napoleon Dynamite
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it, ya damn dirty ape!" (Duck Soup/Planet of the Apes)
(Beating things to death is FUN!)
"Can you make a torpedo? Well do so Mr. Allnut, ya damn dirty ape"
(African Queen/Planet of the apes)
Enough with the dirty apes-I was just momentarily succumbing to "peer pressure." In fact, I've never even seen Planet of the Apes. Maybe I should call the Dr. Phil show.
Otherwise....
I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter, and Toto too.
(The GodFather/Wizard of Oz)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn dirty ape."
(GWTW/POTA)
-- "Good Morning, Captain Douchebag!"
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