Thursday, May 11, 2006

Mein Lunch



Cousin Steve will not be available today so I'm taking over for him.

I'm also taking his lunch.

Questions about fashion, cologne, and animals can be addressed to: Uncle Hoagy

Thank you,
Uncle Hoagy

10 comments:

Cake said...

Dear Uncle Hoagy:

Is it true that the cry of the rare striped Massachusetts ground squirrel is indistinguishable from the mating call of the common Texas garden badger?

I have $5 riding on the answer - thanks!

Cake

Lois Lane said...

Dear Uncle Hoagy:

I'm in the middle of a boring conference call right now.

What type of shoes should I be wearing? And what type of luncheon meat would best compliment them?

Thanks!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Thurscake,

The Texas garden badger sounds more like the fence crapping Douchebag bird.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Lois,

Black spiked heels go best with a nice headcheese sandwich.

All my best,
OHB (Old Hoagy Boy)

Lois Lane said...

Dear Uncle Hoagy,

Lunch meat is not complimentary? Gee, its always said such nice things about you...

Your Pal,

Lois

Cake said...

Dear Lois:

HA!! Very nice.

Sincerely,
ComplementaryCake

Cake said...

Dear Uncle Hoagy:

Damn. You're more clever than I realized.

Okay, a real animal question: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sincerely,
CuriousCake

Cake said...

Boy, I'm glad Uncle Hoagy isn't in charge of a suicide prevention hotline - he's slow with his answers.

Anonymous said...

Dear Uncle Hoagy,

What did nooprah have in his lunchbox?

And I love that cologne you're wearing. What's it called?

Momenger

Anonymous said...

Nice! Where you get this guestbook? I want the same script.. Awesome content. thankyou.
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