Cousin Steve will not be available today so I'm taking over for him.
I'm also taking his lunch.
Questions about fashion, cologne, and animals can be addressed to: Uncle Hoagy
Thank you,
Uncle Hoagy
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Mein Lunch
Cousin Steve will not be available today so I'm taking over for him.
I'm also taking his lunch.
Questions about fashion, cologne, and animals can be addressed to: Uncle Hoagy
Thank you,
Uncle Hoagy
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Dear Uncle Hoagy:
Is it true that the cry of the rare striped Massachusetts ground squirrel is indistinguishable from the mating call of the common Texas garden badger?
I have $5 riding on the answer - thanks!
Cake
Dear Uncle Hoagy:
I'm in the middle of a boring conference call right now.
What type of shoes should I be wearing? And what type of luncheon meat would best compliment them?
Thanks!
Dear Thurscake,
The Texas garden badger sounds more like the fence crapping Douchebag bird.
Dear Lois,
Black spiked heels go best with a nice headcheese sandwich.
All my best,
OHB (Old Hoagy Boy)
Dear Uncle Hoagy,
Lunch meat is not complimentary? Gee, its always said such nice things about you...
Your Pal,
Lois
Dear Lois:
HA!! Very nice.
Sincerely,
ComplementaryCake
Dear Uncle Hoagy:
Damn. You're more clever than I realized.
Okay, a real animal question: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Sincerely,
CuriousCake
Boy, I'm glad Uncle Hoagy isn't in charge of a suicide prevention hotline - he's slow with his answers.
Dear Uncle Hoagy,
What did nooprah have in his lunchbox?
And I love that cologne you're wearing. What's it called?
Momenger
Nice! Where you get this guestbook? I want the same script.. Awesome content. thankyou.
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