Seeing how it's adult week on I AINT NO OPRAH and yesterdays blog was about vagina I thought it fitting to spend some time with the penis. So to speak.
About a year or so ago me and a friend of mine (MadDog) heard the expression "Chowder Cannon" in reference to a man's penis. Afterwards I instantly googled the Chowder Cannon (with quotes around it to get exact results) and up came only 4 hits.
4 lonely hits for something as wonderful as Chowder Cannon.
What could be better for penis than Chowder Cannon? It's descriptive. It's unique. It's funny. A tad dangerous. And marketable. Chowder Cannon is and was a winner yet it sat there on Google with only four hits. To Google something and find only 4 hits is an amazing thing. Just about everything you Google has thousands of hits. Except Chowder Cannon.
I Googled it today (sounds dirty, huh?) with quotes around it ("Chowder Cannon") and up came 30 glorious hits!
Chowder Cannon, though not sweeping the nation is slowly working it's way around the globe. And I'd like to think I had a little something to do with it.
We'll find out next year when we all Google "Chowder Cannon" once again.
I'm guessing it will be over 300 hits and we can all be proud of ourselves for spreading the good word.
Chowder Cannon. Say it with me.
Chowder Cannon.
Once more.
Chowder Cannon.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
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Mmm, chowder cannon. (Just beating Phil Donahue's Niece to the punch.)
p.s.
"...'Chowder Cannon' in reference to a man's penis..." as opposed to a woman's penis?
I assure you, I'm a penis-less broad.
and when you ASSURE, you make an ...oh wait...
"I assure you, I'm a penis-less broad."
Sounds lonely. I thought you were married.
BTW Two points for use of the word "broad".
Manhattan or New England?
-- Lamont Cranston
Bacon Ace:
Oh, don't worry. I don't carry a chowder cannon...but I do have one around the house! And a licence to operate it, too.
(I wonder how far downhill this blog will have gone by the end of the day?)
Manhattan? Ouch! Go see a doctor.
We're from Boston, not Indiana. It's not Chowder Cannon...it's Chowdah Cannon.
First of all, I fell out of my chair as soon as I started reading this entry. First time I've ever heard "Chowder Cannon", and it is a riot.
Fell of chair a second time at "manhatten or new england".
Phil Donahue's Niece has reminder me of an Indian gentleman that I interviewed once. His name was "Manmeet". Pronounced more like "Mahn-meeth" but difficult to get through. Almost as difficult as the last name of a former co-worker: "Suppaporn"
Adult week on NoOprah is pretty damn fun.
Figures. IANO refers to his manly parts in terms of a weapon (and food, of course). Weren't the ladies just yesterday trying to determine which flowers best represented OUR private parts?
"Adult week on NoOprah is pretty damn fun."
And just think; "thousands of children across the globe" are now introduced to this wonderful phrase.
Since we're on the food/organ tip "throwin' yogurt" has always been a crowd favorite"
Cake (the chick, broad, dame...)
Where do get those licenses? Can I just go to the RMV, or do I have to DATE..you know...guys with weapons...?
Bemisdown:
"IANO refers to his manly parts..."
I'm not sure how manly they are at this point...after living in the freezer once a week and all.
As for the licence...yup, just walk into the RMV and say you need a licence for owning and operating a chowder cannon. They won't look at you strangely, I promise.
Thanks Cake!
I'm off to the RMV...hope there isn't a test or anything.
And you're right-IANO's manly parts must have freezer burn by now. Cold Chowder....eeeeewh...
He has manly parts?
Yes to Not a Chance. But they are kept in the freezer.
"He has manly parts?"
Yup...but we all know the cold ain't so good for the ole chowder cannon. Be kind to him.
(And, as Bemisdown notes...there's the freezer-burn to consider, too.)
Cake,
Just got back from the RMV. Seems I don't have enough "recent" experience and need to take a test.
:Sigh:
Bemisdown
Have you forgotten about faking it, too? (That counts.)
New England chowdah is better than Manhatten cos it's "creamier"
I'm just sayin'
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