Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Happy Two Days After Christmas Eve!

Well, Christmas is over!

So much stuff packed into a couple of days. What is blog worthy? My kids were nervous over everything they said thinking I might make fun of them (NEVER!)

Do I mentioned drunken relatives? Or lame gifts?

Nope.

The post Christmas blog award goes to Wifey.

For no particular reason she just fell down. She tried to downplay it by saying stuff like : "Don't you ever fall down?" (NO) and "I just lost my balance...no big deal" (it was)

Well, guess what? It is a big deal when you're her age and you start falling down for no real reason. She could break a hip or something.

I think she's 'on the way out'. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I'll be taking applications come springtime.

Women only please.

33 comments:

Tex said...

gives new meaning to the phrase "Break a leg!"

my pj's at Waffle House family christmas breakfast was the bomb!!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

You ate breakfast in PJs at Waffle House on Christmas?

Did you fall down?

Tex said...

read about it

Tex said...

and NO I did NOT fall down.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

You elderly women can never be too careful.

Tex said...

you will SO pay for that comment :)

and they don't have pancakes at the "WAFFLE HOUSE" hence the name???

Cake said...

If there's really such a thing as karma...you'll stand up from the couch tonight and go right down on your butt, for no reason.

Oh, I hope Wifey has a camera handy!

Anonymous said...

So you're hiring??!

Anonymous said...

My bags are packed!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

But, but, but,...they have Waffles at the Pancake House

Cake said...

"But, but, but,...they have Waffles at the Pancake House"

Not for much longer. Bush is proposing legislation to fix that loophole...I'm surprised you missed that.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

All Pancake legislation has to cross my desk before it becomes law.

Or didn't you know that?

Cake said...

Oh that legislation already crossed your desk...sometime on Christmas Eve. You saw it was from Bush and just rubber-stamped it in between handfuls of cookies.

Nice work, I hope you're proud of yourself!

Anonymous said...

They do not have pancakes at the Waffle House. They have "scattered, covered and smothered."

And the REALLY GOOD Waffle Houses have a jukebox with at least a dozen Waffle House songs on it, including "Waffle House Christmas."

-- Lamont Cranston

I Ain't No Oprah said...

James Brown was a Waffle Machine!

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to understand the problems your wife eluded to, some blogs ago...

Anonymous said...

"Alluded"

Anonymous said...

Who has 'ludes?

Cake said...

Now I want goddamn waffles AND pancakes.

You people are just cruel.

Tex said...

\\Now I want goddamn waffles AND pancakes.//

just like Cake...wanting their waffles and pancakes AND eating them too!! :)

Cake said...

Dear Waffle House:

Bite me.

Love,
Cake

Tex said...

Cake getting a bit stingy....always wanting to have cake and eat it too.

Back to this application: So wonder what's the main job duty?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

makin' pancakes.

Bemisdown said...

What kind of a lowlife would talk about their FAMILY MEMBERS on thier blog?????


Ummmm. Nevermind.

But we MUST be telepathetic or something, because my girls and I were sharing "falling down" stories just last night...

Cake said...

Is that a euphemism??

Cake said...

Of course, I mean...is "makin pancakes" a euphemism, not "falling down."

Though I suppose "falling down" could be one, too...

Tex said...

So do I have to make sausage with the pancakes too? or is that YOUR Duty?

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you want just women only?

Anonymous said...

When I fall down it is usually because of 1 of 2 things...

1. I was pushed....

2. I want someone to jump on top....

Anonymous said...

No "pancakes" for you. No "waffles" either. You're coming with me.

Anonymous said...

Can I have sausage?

Tex said...

ok WHO IS Donna??? it's creeping me out!

Bemisdown said...

Anunomess,

Love the ads where they have a bunch of old folks sitting on the edge of the Grand Canyon in their wheelchair/scooter thingys. They're all one little forward/reverse mistake from doing a Thelma & Louise.