I was running a bit late today because of traffic and stuff and wasn't gonna do a blog.
And then the Insomnia guy (mid 60s) came in and I had to share his wicked funny story.
Insomnia Guy: "So I take this broad out for a date and we go to see the movie Insomnia"
ME: "Go on, go on"
Insomnia Guy: "And I fell asleep while watching a movie called Insomnia"
ME: "Go on, go on"
Insomnia Guy: "Thats it. Funny, huh?"
ME: "Wicked funny....did you have a second date?"
Insomnia Guy: ::blank stare::
It's a gas, gas, gas!
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I think he was talking about Kansas City weatherman "Fred Broski," who doesn't have an "n" in his name.
Did he really use the word "broad" or is that a NoOprah edit? Hmmm?
Good thing she didn't go with him to see "Texas Chain Saw Massacre".
I think he used the word 'bitch' instead of broad.
And I hope nobody really thought I thought the guys story was funny.
Cuz it wasn't.
Why you picking on the poooor Insomnia Guy??
...whaaa? Sorry, I fell asleep while reading a blog about a guy who fell asleep during a movie called Insomnia...
I'm falling asleep reading about you falling asleep while reading about a guy falling asleep while watching Insominia.
I'm falling asleep reading about you falling asleep reading about me falling asleep while reading about a guy falling asleep while watching Insominia...ooooh I need a drink now.
Did you say you were running LATE??? As in "Not On Time???"
I thought Insomnia Guy's story was sorta funny. Bet the broad (sorry-I mean bitch) didn't think so)
Not late like you would be late.
Late for me is still an hour early.
If that makes sense.
MY late is "just on time."
And given the differences in hours, I'd say my "just on time" trumps YOU'RE hour early late.
Or something like that.
well better late than never....
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