Al Gore for those of you that don't know is a guy that ran for President of Florida and lost by a landslide.
Al Gore also has something to do with some documentary about global warming that is up for an Oscar and the folks in the know say he'll probably win it.
The biggest wish of my lifetime is that he wins and George Bush runs up on stage and accepts the Oscar.
Oh.
My.
God.
That would truly be a glorious moment.
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FUNNY!!!! You just won the Best Oscars Joke. Unfortunately, your category is a puny one--lower in the pecking order than Best Best Boy. So, there's a separate ceremony at a Holiday Inn Express somewhere, and the ghosts of Buddy Hackett and Gerald Ford host. Don't bother to go; oprah's gonna run up on stage to accept it. Plus, you only get one second of "Real Oscars" airtime, when presenters Ken Watanabe and Kylie Minogue condescendingly acknowledge your "contributions to The Craft."
Best Documentary is on the main show.
And to think you USED to know your Oscar history. You brain is clogged.
I would pay actual big money to see that. Really.
Especially if Al was just on his heels and they then got into a fist-fight on stage as Bush tried to hang onto the Oscar.
Oh, yup, I'd pay a ton to see THAT.
Bush would win by fighting dirty...he'd claim Al had WMDs in his pockets and call in the military.
Wow, I can't WAIT for the Oscars! I'm gonna make popcorn and all...
"is that a WMD in your pocket or are you just glad to see me..."
Hey baby...wanna see my WMDs?
Admit it, you're really hoping that Hillary Clinton accepts the oscar...
Stop drooling!
Gore is on stage...I see Bush peekingn from behind Leo
No, no...he was in the very back and left in tears after Gore's speech was done.
I would have preferred that a guy named Chad ran onto the stage and grabbed his Oscar.
Why so mad, Dog?
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