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20 comments:
Well, how about that...Google agrees with you:
Your search - "frozen astronaut diapers" - did not match any documents.
Now you make one up.
See? A totally new game.
This is the kind of game where I'm one small step from getting scolded for messing up the rules, ain't it.
Well, while we're waiting for me to do that...check out those subterranean blizzard reptiles.
I love sentences that have verbs, and are thus actual sentences, dumb ass. "Frozen Astronaut Diapers" are just three words strung together.
Uncle Zamboni
Clinky! You're stealing Bemisdown's thunder.
Oddly enough that's probably also a sentence that's never been heard before.
"The winner of the Noble Prize for Physics is from Rhode Island."
Frozen astronaut diapers is clearly a sentence.
A man wandering through Vermont points to a bundle under a tree:
"Frozen astronaut diapers."
And then proceeds on his merry way.
A sentence.
"Holy frozen astronaut diapers, Batman!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, are these your frozen astronaut diapers?"
Game on, Clinky McDouche.
On a clothing label:
"Handwash frozen astronaut diapers in cold water only."
"I'll have a Big Mac, small fries, and...ummm....some frozen astronaut diapers."
"That's one small frozen astronaut diaper for man and a giant frozen astronaut diaper for mankind."
I have a sentence that has never and will never be heard:
"Rat wins an Oscar for his brilliant role in The Departed."
*sob*
Without rules we have chaos.
-Anna Nicole Smith
1) Frozen Astronaut Diapers makes a sensible sentence. You just gotta view it as a headline and be sure there is an accompanying photo captioned, "Despite sub-zero temps, John Glenn takes a moment to make sure tiny daughter Mindy is 'suited up' for the trip to grandma's." Actually, I think I read that in an old Life magazine. Across America, women pointed to the picture and said, "See, honey? If the frozen astronaut diapers, why can't you diaper?"
2) When that lil' astronaut gal says she's "Really ready for a change," she means something entirely different than most of us.
3) "Frozen Astronaut Diapers" also kinda reads like the potty astroNUT and frozen sperm baby's headlines got in a bar brawl and came out all touseled and reeling, and brushing each other's words off their jackets.
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::dies laughing::
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