In a discussion with Cousin Saul he mentioned how stupid greeting cards are. A waste of money. If you want to say something to someone just say it.
I disagree.
I have a different take on greeting cards.
Just sign you name. Don't write a bunch of crap all over it. You bought the card because it said something you wanted it to say. Leave it alone.
If it didn't say what you wanted it to say why the heck did you buy it?
Next time if you can't find a card to convey your thoughts buy a blank card and then write the witty hallmarkian thing you want it to say.
I wish I could find cards about astronaut diapers, Hitler, and John Kerry's ugly face.
But I can't....so I'll just write that stuff down on blank note cards.
Nothing says 'I love you' more than a handwritten Hitler card.
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Woo hoo! I'm the first comment!
What's a keener?
Do you like monkeys?
see you and me are on the same page bout that! my fav part today is your bushism word "hallmarkian"
so you're the Pussy for the day.
Wrote NoOprah: "I wish I could find cards about astronaut diapers, Hitler, and John Kerry's ugly face."
Your wish is my command (this time, buckaroo -- don't get cocky.)
To my beloved:
What famous couple comparisons are drawn
You're Clyde to my Bonnie, Hitler to my Braun.
From the heights of Frankfurt to the depths of Bavaria,
For us, no love nest – We'd have a launch area!
Coronis to my Apollo, (such Luv-ing campers)
Like Mercury, I'd run to Pamper(s)
You: My passion has no ends
Are you my Gemini? Depends!
My Helen, your face inspires the metaphor
You're cuter than MA's junior senator.
You I'd kidnap on a golden chariot
Drawn by Kerry (who looks like Secretariat).
-- Lamont Cranston
Thanks for the card love!
Thanks for the card love!
I just fell in love with Lamont.
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