First I wish for for $750,000.
No wait, make it $1,000.000
Wait, forget that.
::GENIE VOICE::
"Your wishes have been granted."
Crap.
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7 comments:
Did I just rip off every Warner Bros cartoon involving wish giving Genie and the whole three wishes scenario?
Crap.
Why would you ever go for anything less than a cool billion?
People never dream big enough.
And then the Genie says, "But remember, anything you wish for, your enemy gets double."
And the man says, "All right, I want to be beaten half to death by the Hell's Angels."
* * * * *
A while back -- a LONG while back -- National Lampoon ran a "letter from the editors" about some guy who was given three wishes. Trick was, the Genie showed up when he was six.
Guy wished for all the candy in the world; a pony; and to meet the Lone Ranger.
So now he was 50, with no teeth, an incontinent horse he couldn't ride, and Clayton Moore's autograph.
-- Lamont "A tiny little bench and a 12-inch piano player" Cranston
I'd just wish for infinite wishes.
Duh.
And now you get to say duh from now until infinity.
I said infinite wishes, not infinite duhs.
Retarded genie.
ha thats funny
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