The beloved Cake sent me this story yesterday....I'll just put in the good part.
>>>>Edwardsville, Ill. (AP) -- Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors said. <<<<<<
I WANT TO BE PADDLED WITH FRESHY BAKED COOKIES!!!
Is that even a punishment?