I just got some "spam" (junk mail) and the subject box said: 'BEAT HER WOMB WITH YOUR GIANT'
Spam (junk mail) doesn't really bother me. Most of the time I just delete it. No harm done. Once in a while I'll open it because I love the broken English (and British) that's inside.
But today I had to decide....delete or BEAT HER WOMB WITH YOUR GIANT.
Why would anyone want to beat anyone's womb with a giant? Is that fun?
Who likes it the most? The one with the giant or the one with the womb?
Do women really want to date guys that want to beat their wombs with their giant? Does this womb beating bring pleasure? Or is it just another run of the mill beating?
Do women (or folks with wombs) like general beatings or just the kind that involve YOUR GIANT?
Does a woman with a giant womb need her beatings from someone with an even more gigantic Giant?
And when the heck did womb beating get so damn popular? Did I sleep through the whole fad? Was I not informed? Is it just card holders in the Giant club that were notified?
So many questions.
I wonder if a woman could beat a giant with her womb?