>>>>>LONDON — Police claim an intoxicated man tried to have sex with a park fence, the Telegraph reported.
The 24-year-old allegedly made sexual motions toward a metal railing and said something to the effect of, "I'm going to have sex with that fence," the prosecutor is quoted as saying in the Telegraph.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
The above story was on www.foxnews.com today
Crazy drunken Brits!
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Was it good for you too? ::squeezes fence::
Is that what they mean by "on the fence?"
Make sure it's a chain-link fence and not a wooden picket fence...you know, splinters.
Oh yeah, baby, I painted that fence...if you know what I mean. *wink*
Fences? Nah, give me a hedge any day.
::squeezes into chain links::
I want to park on a sex fence!
I want to fence in a park, Sexy!
If it was oral sex, he's a fairy
I'm scared.
Was it a Jack Russell fence?
::squeezes Confused in de nort' countree::
Worst part is, now he's going to have to find someone else to re-sell his stolen goods.
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