1. Hillary's unwanted back hair festival!
2. Olive oil popsicles and why we need 'em.
3. Hillary's unwanted chest hair jamboree!
4. Why 9-11 is just a poor man's Pearl Harbor.
5. George Bush: 43rd best US President or #1 worst US President? You decide.
6. Why did I stick that wad of gum under the table in 8th grade study hall?
7. Hillary's unwanted chin hair and State Fair.
8. Subliminal ::The Brady Bunch Theme:: ways of screwing up your day.
9. Thoughts on the two EXACT snowflakes I once found.
10. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. And why folks say that.