Thursday, November 15, 2007

Still even more rejected blog ideas

1. Hillary's unwanted back hair festival!

2. Olive oil popsicles and why we need 'em.

3. Hillary's unwanted chest hair jamboree!

4. Why 9-11 is just a poor man's Pearl Harbor.

5. George Bush: 43rd best US President or #1 worst US President? You decide.

6. Why did I stick that wad of gum under the table in 8th grade study hall?

7. Hillary's unwanted chin hair and State Fair.

8. Subliminal ::The Brady Bunch Theme:: ways of screwing up your day.

9. Thoughts on the two EXACT snowflakes I once found.

10. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. And why folks say that.


cake said...

"8. Subliminal ::The Brady Bunch Theme:: ways of screwing up your day."

You'll pay for that, haddock head.

::puts headphones on, queues up music to drive out the Brady Bunch...::

Lois Lane said...

Rejected Comment Ideas:

1. Oh yeah? Well, you think you're so cool with your hair!

2. You are correct, sir!

3. What if haddock wrote songs? "I'm a Sole Man..."

4. Bizzarro Lois Love George Bush. George Bush am best president ever.

5. Whoops! Sorry! Number 5 was actually used as a comment last week. Please read on.

6. $15? It's worth waaay more than $15, pal.

7. Tha...Here's the story, of a lovely lady...


bacon ace said...

Someone has some unwanted hair issues. I can hook you up with my laser lady.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I got a 'laser lady'


If ya know what I mean.

(I have no idea what I mean)

cake said...

Here's the story,
Of a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold,
Like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story,
Of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men,
Living all together, but they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
and they knew they was much more than a hunch.
That this group,
Must somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch,
The Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch
That's the way, we became the Brady Bunch.

(Pass the Aqua Dots...thanks. ::passes out::)

Anonymous said...

You should all be hurt. Badly.

Especially cake and IANO.

::roots around his ear canal with a rusty nail::


-- Lamont "And Lamont Cranston As Alice" Cranston

Lois Lane said...


::falls face first into a plate of haddock, passes out::

senor tickle said...

I knew you'd fall for my Aqua Dots are candy trick.

::takes off cufflinks, undoes necktie....::

cousin saul said...

Hey! Lamont has ear canals?!

cake said...

::sits up, shakes head::

What happened? Where am I? HEY! This isn't Canada! And why am I wearing a baked haddock costume!?!

Damn Aqua Dots!!!