Friday, November 02, 2007

What if the Beatles wrote songs in that weird British jibber-jabbery way that Brits talk?

1. The Bippy-Loo Of Johnny and Yoko

2. Maxwell's Glibbity Globbity Glam.

3. Meany Mooopsy Poopsy Mustard.

4. Eleanor-Pleanor Rig-Ga-Rooni

5. Sgt. Pibbities Loopity Hoopity Big Time Band.

6. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

7. Happiness is Faloob-a-Tootin'.

8. Why Don't We Do It In The Poppity Poopity Poo.

9. Back In The Youbity.Soobity. Soobity. Ruckatoobey.

10. Yonders Flonders Jude!


Redbeard76 said...

Ouch. My brain hurts.

Jayne said...

Jumpin' me quivers, I'll have what you're having.

(I did a post escpecially for you, but in a non Kylie Minogue way)

Redbeard76 said...

11. A fortnight in the life.

I'm-not-dead-Paul said...

Do you actually mean to say "what if this rehashed gag of "What If The Beatles wrote..." was actually funny?

heather Mills said...

Oi, give me my money.

Redbeard76 said...

12. Tuppence Lane.

Y'know, inflation and all.

Sparkle Plenty said...

You have a face like a fallen pie! No, sorry, you really don't. I've just been brushing up on my britishisms and I've been dying to use that one.

Bugger that for a game of soldiers, I gotta bunk off on this one, by gum!

Redbeard76 said...

The more I think about it, today's post sounds more like Dr. Seuss (who was actually American) renames the Beatles hits. Cos honestly, I've never heard any British person speak the way you suggest. *bubble burst*

cake said...

- And Your Bird Can Doodle-ee-dash
- 'Appiness is a Warm Bun O' Dosh
- Lucy in the Blusey with Gemses
- She Came In Through the Splishy-doo's Gally-ticker

And, bonus...just Britished up:

- Drive My Car (On The Other Side)
- Tax Disc Man
- Polythene Pound

Confused Brit said...

Everybody's Got Something to Heezle Away, Aye, Except Me and My Monchichi

Another Confused Brit said...

I am the Churchill

queen lizzy said...

Dizzy Miss Lizzy

(I'm so glad all you commoners left this one for me.)

(And, yes, IANO...I know I didn't play by the rules. Rules don't apply to me...I'm THE QUEEN!)

Redbeard76 said...

Right Old Slapper Sadie.

Redbeard76 said...

I'm summat knackered