I just had three 3 Musketeers candy bars* for breakfast.
Does this mean I just had 9 Musketeers?
Does this make me a candy slut?
On the package it says: Whipped Up Fluffy Chocolate on Chocolate Taste.
This concerns me. "Chocolate taste" I don't want chocolate taste. I want chocolate. Whipped up chocolate.
And what about the part that says chocolate on chocolate? Sounds like some kinda racial thing.
I'm content with chocolate on not chocolate. But Whipped Up is good.
Whipped up chocolate. WHIPPED. UP. CHOCOLATE.
That's a good thing.
*The fun size. Which aint really fun. A regular sized 3 Musketeers Bar would be more fun. A regular sized actual Musketeer would be more fun for the ladies.
Even more so if he was covered in chocolate.