1. The Bippy-Loo Of Johnny and Yoko
2. Maxwell's Glibbity Globbity Glam.
3. Meany Mooopsy Poopsy Mustard.
4. Eleanor-Pleanor Rig-Ga-Rooni
5. Sgt. Pibbities Loopity Hoopity Big Time Band.
6. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
7. Happiness is Faloob-a-Tootin'.
8. Why Don't We Do It In The Poppity Poopity Poo.
9. Back In The Youbity.Soobity. Soobity. Ruckatoobey.
10. Yonders Flonders Jude!
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Ouch. My brain hurts.
Jumpin' me quivers, I'll have what you're having.
(I did a post escpecially for you, but in a non Kylie Minogue way)
11. A fortnight in the life.
Do you actually mean to say "what if this rehashed gag of "What If The Beatles wrote..." was actually funny?
Oi, give me my money.
12. Tuppence Lane.
Y'know, inflation and all.
You have a face like a fallen pie! No, sorry, you really don't. I've just been brushing up on my britishisms and I've been dying to use that one.
Bugger that for a game of soldiers, I gotta bunk off on this one, by gum!
The more I think about it, today's post sounds more like Dr. Seuss (who was actually American) renames the Beatles hits. Cos honestly, I've never heard any British person speak the way you suggest. *bubble burst*
- And Your Bird Can Doodle-ee-dash
- 'Appiness is a Warm Bun O' Dosh
- Lucy in the Blusey with Gemses
- She Came In Through the Splishy-doo's Gally-ticker
And, bonus...just Britished up:
- Drive My Car (On The Other Side)
- Tax Disc Man
- Polythene Pound
Everybody's Got Something to Heezle Away, Aye, Except Me and My Monchichi
I am the Churchill
Dizzy Miss Lizzy
(I'm so glad all you commoners left this one for me.)
(And, yes, IANO...I know I didn't play by the rules. Rules don't apply to me...I'm THE QUEEN!)
Right Old Slapper Sadie.
I'm summat knackered
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