So I'm preparing merchandise for shipment (I'm packing a box) and I start applying a clear adhesive strip (tape) to the container (box) when all of a sudden I realize that the clear adhesive strip (tape) smells like Spicy Buffalo Wings (chicken wings with barbecue sauce on them)
Tape that smells like buffalo wings! It's awesome and now I'm starving for them.
I'm just hoping when I finally get them I don't get an overwhelming urge to start preparing merchandise for shipments.
Cuz that would suck (not be good).
Cuz I'd have Buffalo Sauce (BBQ sauce) all over my fingers and the merchandise would get all BBQuie.
And now the merchandise would smell of Spicy Buffalo Wings.
The Circle of Life....the Circle of Life....
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You know what doesn't suck? The fact that I have spicy chicken wings at my desk RIGHT NOW.
Mmmm.
To sum up:
The new issue of Buffalo Wing Batman Family is on its way to some lucky customer right now.
Mmmmmm....Alfred is saucy this month.
You got buffalo hot spicy bbq sauce on my Issue #1 Aquaman. Bastard!
In other news, your blog needs smell-o-vision. Er, maybe not.
BBQuie > Non-BBQuie
Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!
Dear Cake,
I think you have tape at your desk RIGHT NOW.
Don't choke.
You are a saucy boy.
Oh, yer right...it's just tape. I thought it was a bit dry for chicken wings.
And a bit sticky, too.
Hey Steve,
Just keep your sauce off my Red Sonja. That's my job....
Mmmmmmmmmmm Buffalo Sonja.....
What if the Beatles sang about tape that smelled like BBQ sauce...what?
Too much?
Oh.
Tell the truth. You were shipping Buffalo Wings.
Dude (IANO), now you have me desparately craving (hungry) for BBQ Chicken wings (little bits of chicken heaven).
Isn't that how Sonja got red? Rubbing (massaging) a little BBQ sauce (ahem) all over her?
1. Juicy in the Bar with Buffalo Wings.
2. Let It BBQ
3. Hey Wing
4.Mean Mr. Mustard Flavored Buffalo Wing
5.Octopus's Barbecue
6. Eight Wings A Week
7. Happiness is a Warm Buffalo Wing
8. I Am The Buffalo Wing
9. When I'm $8.95 for an order.
"I want and Italian Meatball sandwich! That's what I ordered and that's what I want!"
Yeah, I don't think Buffalo wings and BBQ wings are the same thing. Buffalo wing sauce is basically cayenne pepper and papaya juice. OK, not papaya juice. But cayenne pepper, and it's not BBQ sauce. Sure, let's say you owned a store, and across the street there was a "Wing-a-teria." You might be able to get various types of Buffalo wings, and one of the flavors available to you would be BBQ. But those wouldn't be Buffalo wings. They would be BBQ wings. You might also get Teriyaki wings.
And Buffalo wings are always spicy, so you don't have to say "Spicy Buffalo Wings."
So to sum up:
You need to get some food-identification training.
Maybe you should stick to the McNuggets.
what if tape came in different flavors?
spicy buffalo is just the beginning!
nacho flavored
meatball flavored
sushi flavored
Wasabi!!
irish stew!!
oh and lest we not forget about Beer flavors!!
the list goes on and on for me
Or:
Lemon and Cracked Pepper Wings!
There's really not enough spiced meat-fragranced adhesives in the world.
I'm waiting for the liverwurst tape to come out, personally.
Did Clinky say "crack?"
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