It's a gas, gas, gas!
Kivvers, Trouts, Hornpouts,Suckers here we come
:; Jayne hands out crackers and non dusty books without fear of anyone being called stupid::
Hey! You went fishing and look what you caught...a rare Poofy Fish!
Closely related to the Fancy Fish, I think.
Distant cousin of the Tasselled Trout.
It occurs to me that four days is enough time to really cause some damage around here.Hey, Jayne...pass the snacks?
Where you going fishing? Poucha Pond on Chappaquiddick, perchance?
If you are goin' fishin', don't put items of your clothing on the ground. It might or might not be splendid; more importantly, it might or might not be grass.
::leaves out cans of spray paint for Jayne and Cake, goes off to buy several cases of infrastructure::
::Jayne spray paints everywhere::I AIN'T NO OPRAH LOVES CAPRI PANTS AND CRACKERS.
::Jayne sprays more::I AIN'T NO OPRAH'S FAVOURITE FILM IS HOBSON'S CHOICE
::googles Hobson's Choice::Hey! Sybil Fawlty is in this! Cool!::spraypaints "Basil is my co-pilot" on wall, goes back to drinking::
::shakes paint can...spraypaints: "IANO LOVES HILLARY!::::stumbles over empty pizza boxes, starts giggling...gets the hiccups::(And I haven't even been drinking!)
::looks at the time...sighs::I've been in bed before 11pm every night for weeks.Damn you, IANO! This party in your blog is keeping me awake! Lois keeps cranking the B-52s!
::stops pogoing for a minute, looks around::HUH? WHAT? Turn what down?::resumes pogoing, hits head on roof of blog, passes out::
Hey, all, I brought my new video camera! Who's drunk enough to play Bloggers Gone Wild?!?Not you, Joe, sorry.Hey, is there enough spray paint left to paint my song, "The Wonder of Hillary," on the wall?
"There's no stopping the bloggers from hopping..."-- Lamont "Gabba Gabba" Cranston
I'm stone cold sober, sorry David'Z...but as a consolation prize, I was out briefly at lunch and came back with a whole box of new spray paint! Woo hoo!
John Kerry: Shhhh, my darling, he'll never know we were here.Hillary: Show me your swift boat! Show me your tactical command of your swift boat here! On this easily-stained sofa!
Peeeeeople, people who need peeeeeople, are the lUHHHckiest people...in the world...AIEEEE!Bear trap! I'm caught in a bear trap! He booby-trapped the joint!
Covers blog lawn with 50 soccer balls, tiptoes away.
Don't worry, I'll save you, Babs!
QUICK! JULIA! Look out for the net! Oh, no! Don't struggle--it'll make it much worse. Here, I will "sing you free" with my voice!
Mmm, booby trap.
Wanders around in capri pants and crocs, enjoying reading the movie reviews Cousin Saul has taped to the walls, rambling for 20minutes about stupid dream, and nibbling peas. Joined by New York Yankees bearing Al Gore aloft on their shoulders. All of them refuse to get to the point.
Did somebody mention my movie reviews?! Hello?!...I just saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull...anyone need a movie review?
YES! Cousin Saul!!! Please, please, please! Do a bunch of movie reviews before he comes back from fishin'!!! Here--I'll share my peas with you. Kick back, slip into some crocs, and make with the movie reviews!
Okay, somebody help me hang up this stack of photocopied pictures of Mary Tyler Moore wearing capri pants. I replaced Mary's head with Hillary's!Speaking of Hillary, did FedEx bring the "Hillary Clinton Campaign Headquarters" kit yet?[reaches into prop box] Okay, kids, I brought enough stick-on Hitler mustaches for everybody!By the way, Sparkle: Nice balls.
When Ted "Hand Down An Interns Skirt" Kennedy kicks it his body will already be at stage seven on the mortuary preserved scale. A regular type hits three tops.Elvis was only a five.Well in the least they wont have to buy any booze for the celebration, er, um I mean wake since they can just tap his rum filled carcass.Nothing says good times like a shot of Kennedy...or at for that matter.
Dear Saul:Please take a spin past my blog and tell me if you agree with my semi-review of Indy. Heh!
David, I'm not invited to bloggers gone wild??
Oh, you're invited, Joe! Just not as a model!
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