Thursday, May 15, 2008

It's what I do.

Very late last night I snuck into your bedroom and stood over your bed and just watched you sleep.

For maybe 15 minutes or so.

17 comments:

Cake said...

Well, at least that explains the dreams about (fake) rain.

The Silver Fox said...

IANO: I was awake all night writing. That wasn't me you were watching sleep. That was my cat. Does this mean you're gay?

Cake: Rain, eh? Had to mention the freakin' weather, didn't you?

Cake said...

David'Z: I would like to take this opportunity to point out that IANO did a whole (fake)blog about (fake)weather. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

I knew that was you sweetie!

The Silver Fox said...

Cake: I know he did. I read it. And I think we all know why he did it. It's because he was brainwashed by a certain Canadian who shall remain nameless, a "certain Canadian" who utilized brainwashing techniques she learned in the Far East, many years ago.

IANO: By the way, I'd love to know what inspired this one!

Cake said...

Brainwashing, huh...let's try it.

::waves hand::

Everyone send me candy.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad I left the front door unlocked so you could get in...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Thanks, Hoag!

The Silver Fox said...

[boxes and wraps VHS tapes of "Uncle Buck," "Cool Runnings," "Who's Harry Crumb?" & "The Blues Brothers," and leaves to go to post office] What... is... postage... to... Canada... eh?

Anonymous said...

First five minutes: Drooling. Second five minutes: Major pillow-gnawing during cotton candy dream.
Third five minutes: Snoring.
Or so: More drooling.

Cake said...

David'Z:

DAMN! Foiled again!

The Silver Fox said...

Foil... foil... [to postal clerk] And... how... much... to... mail... Reynolds... Wrap... too... eh?

Cake said...

Okay, that's it, I've renounced my brainwashing powers...clearly they're not quite working for me.

::sighs and looks sadly at the pile of VHS cassettes and tin foil::

Just as well, I mean I was contemplating using them for evil earlier today. And if I went evil....

Anonymous said...

You managed to get up to Canada, down to New York City, and out to England in the same night? AND spend 15 minutes watching each of us sleep?

Man, I want YOUR frequent-flier membership!

-- Lamont "Free Peanuts" Cranston

Sparkle Plenty said...

Lamont! Did he fall off your trellis and into the ornamental cactus? Or was it more of a rusty fire escape/trash can fall?

Jayne said...

I wondered what the stains were.

Tex said...

i wasnt sleeping during the storm. Wooot. Im in Easthampton, Ma