So my oldest is graduating from college this week and the commencement speaker is none other than....John Kerry.
My pal, John Kerry.
The dumbest guy on earth.
The guy who LOST to Bush after we saw Bush's first term.
And when I heard he was the speaker my first thought was disrupttheproceedingsdisrupttheproceedingsdisrupttheproceedings (when I think, I don't space my words)
So anyhow, Liberal Daughter had to make me PROMISE that I wouldn't 'disrupt the proceedings'
Do you have any idea how proud that makes me feel? That my daughter thinks I'd actually disrupt the dumbest guy on the planet when he tells a group of college students how they are about to go out into the world and be stupid like him?
Why would I possibly want to disrupt that?
It's going to be glorious.
(Though if I meet him him I might 'slip up' and call him Mr. President or Mr Heinz.)