At the end of the football season the champions of each conference meet in the Super Bowl to crown a champion. THE. SUPER. BOWL. CHAMPIONS.
THE SUPER BOWL.
At the end of the hockey season the two remaining teams meet in a seven game series to determine the winner of the Stanley Cup. The Stanley Cup Finals. THE. STANLEY. CUP. CHAMPIONS.
THE STANLEY CUP.
And in baseball the champion of the American League plays the National League champion and the winner is crowned The World Series Champion. THE. WORLD. SERIES. CHAMPIONS.
THE WORLD SERIES.
Which brings me to basketball.
I'm guessing you don't know what it's called when the best team from the west faces the best team from the east.
THE BASKETBALL WORLD SERIES!?
Nope.
GRAND TERRIFICO!
Nope.
HOOP CHAMP!
Nope.
SLAM CHAMPS!
Nope.
HOOP SPRINGS ETERNALS!
Nope.
You don't know what it's called...do you?
(I know you do...but the others that read this blog don't)
And do you want to know why most folks don't know what the last series of the year that determines the champion is called?
I'll tell you why.
Because it's LAME!
It's called THE FINALS.
The Finals.
Lame. The Finals.
That's the best they could come up with.
(Beat L.A.)
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Finals. Lame.
1) The Dunkathon (w/commercial tie-ins with Dunkin Donuts)
2) Ballopolis
3) The Hoopiad
And, because I'm just in the mood:
1) I Wanna Hold Your Hoop
2) Dribb-La-Di, Dribb-La-Da
3) Carry That Ball
4) Get Back (to the free throw line)
5) All Balls Must Pass
(Nicely played Sparks)
-The Basket Bowl
-Mr. Spalding Goes To...
And:
-Reboundalution 9
-Eleanor Rimby
-The Ballad of John and Kobe
-Memphis, Referee
-Back in the F.I.N.A.L.S.
-The Fool on the Free Throw Line
-I'll Foul The Son
You should see my free throws. And I do. Throw freely.
Heh! "I'll Foul the Sun"
Let It Heave
Any Timeout At All
When I'm 6'4"
Long Tall John Sallee
Doctor Rivers
You're Gonna Lose That Ball
Being For The Benefit Of Greg Kite
Cedric Maxwell's Silver Microphone
Norwegian Parquet (This Larry Bird has Flown)
Miss? Hell.
I'm afraid I don't comment on basketball blogs. It's in my fine print.
-I Should Have Thrown Better
-I Am The Walton
-Shaqman
-CelTicket To Ride
IANO:
I'll Foul The Son
When I'm 6'4"
You're Gonna Lose That Ball
All excellent.
You're really on your game today. Pun intended.
-When I'm 6'4''-
Haha- NICE! Your sarcastic sense of humor brought an amused smirk to my face.
1)Baby I'M a Rich Man
2)Regulation 9
Please feel free to visit my blog, in which a couple friends and I document the stupid things we overhear dumb people saying loudly.
thesoundbites.blogspot.com
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