Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Obama's speech to Congress

Let me start off by saying that I like Obama. He's not evil like Hillary.

Let me also say that I don't agree with him.

Let me also say that he has more charisma in his pinky finger than I have in my ring finger and index finger combined.

Let me also start another sentence with the word let.

But I digress.

Let me explain what Obama said last night so folks will understand it:

Pretend you're a kid and you get $5.00 in allowance.

Maybe you but a comic book and some candy.

Or something.

But ObamaKid goes out and buys a Wii and a new Playstation and some comics and candy and a new TV and maybe a laptop computer.

And stuff.

But now he owes ObamaMom a whole bunch of money yet his allowance stays the same.

He can't pay back can he?

But what if he cuts out some spending next week?

Next week arrives and ObamaKid goes out and gets his comic book and candy and a new Blu-Ray player. Because kids, like democrats can't cut back spending.

And now he owes ObamaMom even more.


Do you see the pattern?

Obama is promising a lot AND promises to cut taxes and the deficit.

The math doesn't work RETARDS!!! It just doesn't work.

So Obama promises to cut lots of programs that don't work, thus saving money.

Hey Douche!!....Why don't you FIRST cut the up THAT money and THEN do your new stuff??

Cuz that's they way responsible people do things.

But you, though filled with charisma, don't have a bloody clue.

Gorgeous smile.


Cake said...

Let me sum up:

IANO's grumpy cuz he spent his allowance on candy and can't afford a Wii now. Or something.

(I just sorta skimmed.)

Lois Lane said...

Oh, IANO is just sore because ObamaKid is obviously waaayyyy better at getting more for his money.

poor beatles said...

But ObamaKid won't have money for HIS kids.

cousin saul said...

Mr. Obama,
I make lots of money. I must be punished for this. Please take money from me to buy stuff (even useless stuff) for people who are not successful in making money.
Just in case you didn't know it:
1. Home-ownership is NOT a right.
2. There is NO health CARE crisis. There are however, lots of Americans who have no health INSURANCE. That's two different things. Americans are not denied health CARE.(even if they have elected to not purchase health INSURANCE.)
So...Mr. Obama...stop your socialist spending!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Can a movie review be far behind?

Reagan said...


J. efffff Kay said...

"Ax NOT what Obama can do for you...but what Obama can do for you and you and you and you with MY money."

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Cake said...

I see the deletesters have been in the house. Obviously Hillary supporters.

Kathy said...

there sure is a lot of gripping and griping lately IANO.

u need a vacation?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I would love to go on vacation but I have to now give my vacation money to those people who choose not to work and wait for handouts.


Kathy's right! said...

All You Need's a Valium

Twist and Uncork

Happiness is a Cold Beer

I Want You (On a Disney Trip)

Lovely Resort-ahhhhh

Back in the H.A.M.M.O.C.K.

Let it Be Hawaii

Anonymous said...

I will only make $249,999 this year so Obama can't take more of my money! Now I can't buy my new Ferrari like I had planned :(

Absolutely positively not Cake said...

Saul, dear, don't you have a blog to be writing?

Janet said...

I'm sorry. I think I accidentally logged into Rush Limbaugh's blog.

Clinky said...

not hannity said...


Randomness said...

If Nancy Pelosi doesn't wipe that smug grin off her ugly face I'm going to have to do it for her...with sand paper.