Monday, February 16, 2009

Racist post #147



So the other night we're out to eat in the whitest town in America.

At the whitest restaurant in America.

Mostly because they have good food.

And then I spot a black guy sitting at the bar and decide to comment on it just because the guy seemed out of place.

Here is that conversation:

ME: "There is a black guy at the bar."

HOAG: "Well....someone has to do the dishes."

The Blonde: "You guys stop it right now!"

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So To Sum Up:

There was a black guy at the bar. In the whitest town in America. At the whitest restaurant. And Hoag got scolded.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was the cook...could you taste black spit in your food?

Anonymous said...

RACIST!

Anonymous said...

- Old Black Shoe
- Negrowegian Wood
- Lucy Bein' Fly with the Diamonds
- Ob-la-yo, Ob-la-yo
- I Want to Hold Your Bling

Anonymous said...

-Black In the USSR

-Yo Dude

-Be Letting It

-Get Black

-Here Comes The Cops

-When I'm Sixty Fo

Anonymous said...

-Hep!

-The Ballad Of John and Yo Yo Yo

-Ticket to Lowride

Anonymous said...

- Twist and Rap
- Back in the G-H-E-T-T-O
- Lovely Negrita (no, wait...)
- Ticket to Racial Profile

Anonymous said...

Brown Sugar!

Anonymous said...

Ax Me Why

Lovely Tito

Mean Mr. Malcolm X

Can't Steal Me Love

Sumptun'

Anonymous said...

Ticket to Car Jack

Eight Isaac Hayes a Week

You're Going to Lose that Afro

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Porch Monkey

Anonymous said...

I see the sheer genius of "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my porch monkey" intimidated everyone else out of commenting.

I'm awesome!

Anonymous said...

Wake up! It's "black hiftory monfh." Don't you be making racist comments.

Cake said...

Yawn.