So the other night we're out to eat in the whitest town in America.
At the whitest restaurant in America.
Mostly because they have good food.
And then I spot a black guy sitting at the bar and decide to comment on it just because the guy seemed out of place.
Here is that conversation:
ME: "There is a black guy at the bar."
HOAG: "Well....someone has to do the dishes."
The Blonde: "You guys stop it right now!"
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So To Sum Up:
There was a black guy at the bar. In the whitest town in America. At the whitest restaurant. And Hoag got scolded.
12 comments:
Maybe he was the cook...could you taste black spit in your food?
RACIST!
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I see the sheer genius of "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my porch monkey" intimidated everyone else out of commenting.
I'm awesome!
Wake up! It's "black hiftory monfh." Don't you be making racist comments.
Yawn.
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