Monday, February 16, 2009

Racist post #147

So the other night we're out to eat in the whitest town in America.

At the whitest restaurant in America.

Mostly because they have good food.

And then I spot a black guy sitting at the bar and decide to comment on it just because the guy seemed out of place.

Here is that conversation:

ME: "There is a black guy at the bar."

HOAG: "Well....someone has to do the dishes."

The Blonde: "You guys stop it right now!"


So To Sum Up:

There was a black guy at the bar. In the whitest town in America. At the whitest restaurant. And Hoag got scolded.


Cake would NEVER say this said...

Maybe he was the cook...could you taste black spit in your food?

A Zebra said...


The Beatles said...

- Old Black Shoe
- Negrowegian Wood
- Lucy Bein' Fly with the Diamonds
- Ob-la-yo, Ob-la-yo
- I Want to Hold Your Bling

Black Beatles said...

-Black In the USSR

-Yo Dude

-Be Letting It

-Get Black

-Here Comes The Cops

-When I'm Sixty Fo

Negro Beatles said...


-The Ballad Of John and Yo Yo Yo

-Ticket to Lowride

More Black Beatles said...

- Twist and Rap
- Back in the G-H-E-T-T-O
- Lovely Negrita (no, wait...)
- Ticket to Racial Profile

The Blacker Beatles said...

- I Want to Hold Yer Bitch

Stones Not Getting It said...

Brown Sugar!

Beat Ls said...

Ax Me Why

Lovely Tito

Mean Mr. Malcolm X

Can't Steal Me Love


Blackles said...

Ticket to Car Jack

Eight Isaac Hayes a Week

You're Going to Lose that Afro

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Porch Monkey

Blackles II said...

I see the sheer genius of "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my porch monkey" intimidated everyone else out of commenting.

I'm awesome!

Sy-Phillis said...

Wake up! It's "black hiftory monfh." Don't you be making racist comments.

Cake said...