Sure is a lot less traffic.
No waiting at restaurants.
Lines in the bank are short.
Twenty dollars is back to being called 'twenty large'
"Oh sorry, we can't afford it" Means I can just watch TV.
I get to go another year without visiting Cousin Saul (in paradise)
Homeless people are back to being called bums.
I can blame Obama.
I can say things like "Bush would have fixed this mess in two weeks."
I can finally get Wifey that Burlap Sack Dress she's been wanting (but not the Shoe Box Shoes)
I get to finally visit the mysterious 'Food Pantry' (with Michael)
Obama will give me 40 acres and a mule.
SO TO SUM UP:
The economy is fine.