Snap the fuck out of it!
Love,
Steve
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16 comments:
Dear Steve,
We are very sorry. Okay. We will snap the fuck out of it.
Love,
Your Boston Red Sox
Maybe you need to threaten to buy them dresses again. That seemed to work last time.
No, no, not on our account!
No, threaten to buy them Crocs. And capri pants.
1978?
-- Lamont "1978" Cranston
That hurts, Lamont. Hurts bad.
:;oh god....don't let it happen again::
Lamont:
The year after Star Wars came out? How's that relevant?
Cake "Happily Oblivious" McCakester
Dear Steve,
Don't worry. I will take care of it.
Love,
Nelson
Dear Nelson:
Ha ha ha, Pedro is with the Mets now.
-- Lamont "Look out for the little people" Cranston
Yeah! Watch out for us! We'll nibble your ankles!
p.s.
I'm sorry about the Blue Jays, by the way. If it helps at all, most of Canada can't stand Toronto, too, and spent last night hissing at their TVs.
Smells like losers in here.
Dear Lamont,
Don't you taunt me, man! gnnnr sound of Lamont's ankle being gnawed. Pedro went to the dark side, and he's got the scars on his ankles to show for it. Me! I'm on the side of the angels. No, man! Not THOSE angels! My Boston Red Sox! gnnnr sound of Joe Torre's nose being gnawed. I climb you like a tree, Torre! Feel my tiny ghostly wrath!
Love,
Ghost of Nelson De La Rosa
I snuck some Ex-Lax into the Blue Jays water supply when they thought I was just hanging out, talking Canadian politics...shhhh!
CRAP*!!! They're immune to Ex-Lax!!!
(*no pun intended)
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