So a friend of mine calls me the other day and tells me he has good news and bad news. He asks me what I'd like to hear first.
I think about it for maybe a second and say "The bad news."
So he tells me about a family member that is sick and in the hospital. We discuss recovery, treatment, long term outlook, etc etc.....we talk about it for about ten minutes.
I then say: "So what's the good news?"
He says: "Playboy is starting to show a lot more cooch."
Point of the story?
Cooch is a pretty darn good word. Not vulgar. Kinda friendly. Women like it. It's fun to say. It's scientific. Ryhmes with pooch, hooch, smooch.
Monday, September 17, 2007
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I remember that show! Craig T. Nelson was great on "Cooch."
Huh? It's what?????
Oh. Never mind...
'Craig T. Nelson was great on cooch'
Nicely played, Lois.
Playboy has pictures of cooch?? I never noticed...I only read it for the articles.
Did you read that article they had on cooch?
I know all there is to know about cooch...so I only skimmed it.
I'm so glad the Beatles game has its own blog now...otherwise, I think this might degrade into "What if the Beatles wrote about cooch?"
Is that what Charo was talking about?! I had no idea.
Pass the hooch!
"Is that what Charo was talking about?! I had no idea."
HA!
So Charo was talking about Craig T. Nelson?
As in "Coachy-coachy"?
I thought a cooch was a big shell that you find in the ocean. You can blow into and make music and stuff.
Wrong again NoOprah.
We don't like the word.
PS
Who buys Playboy anymore (that's so last millenium), when all you need are the Paparazzi photos of current starlets getting into their vehicles?
We love it!
There are worse words.
Such as?
I have one!
No, wait, we buried it...
This Blog Sucks.
It does NOT. Try again.
What s/he said!
You dare to insult IANO??
I challenge you to a duel! *throws glove down*
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