Today was going to be a wonderfully clever post incorporating:
1. The 'Don't Taze Me, Bro!' guy
2. The 'Leave Britney Alone!' Guy/and or Gal
4. And the back on track Boston Red Sox.
But someone (some team) screwed it all up....didn't they? DIDN'T THEY!!!????
Bunch of skirt wearing ballerinas! You call yourself men?? MEN?? MEN don't smell like flowers and puppies. Men don't use words like twinkle and savory.
MEN don't get swept by a bunch of Canadians!
Don't make me taze you, you bunch of Britneys. Cuz I will and I'll never leave you alone. I'll taze you till the cows come home (no idea what that means)....All I want is MORE MORE MORE!! You're not human beings! You are gentle little men that have forgotten how to win baseball games!
Motherfucker! You think you can steal my motherfucking season!!??
Get Manny back in the line-up, huh?