I'll be back November 1st.*
*I'm lying. I'll be here all day. I also lied about going to Fenway. Cuz I'm a liar.
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"It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp."
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My dog.
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Stuff that happens when you lie: 1) Your pants catch on fire. 2) Your nose grows. 3) You make puppies sad.*
*I'm lying.
Phoning it in, eh?
Ooooohhhhh! Now I get it! They're Cavemen so it's "funny" because they don't quite fit in! How do they keep coming up with these funny TV shows?!
Cake: If he phoned it in, would he dial 1-111-111-1111?
Cousin Saul: HA!
Dear Saul,
Cavemen (The 7 minutes I watched) was the worst show EVER!
I was waiting for them to become cops and start singing and dancing.
This made me cry.
Look everyone! I'm wearing my jaunty hat now!*
*I'm lying.
That jaunty hat looks awesome on you!!!*
*I'm lying.
I didn't buy flowers for myself at lunchtime!
*I'm lying
Okay: I'm dying to know what Lois's jaunty hat looks like.*
*I am not lying about this. Well, okay. I'm not dying, so I'm sorta lying. But, I am eager. I am very eager to know.
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