Everybody loves new pants.
Why wouldn't ya? They're new. They're pants. They're new pants.
Everybody loves them.
So anyhow, yesterday I buy some new pants. New jeans. I get home wash them and then try them on.
And then I say to Wifey: ::tugging a little loop on said pants:: "What's this thing for?"
Wifey: "You put a hammer on that."
ME: ::thinking to myself:: 'why the heck would I want to hang a hammer on my pants?'
Turns out I bought something called 'carpenter pants'....and with my skills at carpentery it's a wonder I haven't been wearing these for decades. Planin' and a sandin', stainin' and a hammerin'. Night and day. I work with the woods. I'm a maker of things. A carpent.
Everybody loves the carpenter pants. New carpenter pants. Love them.