Everybody loves new pants.
Why wouldn't ya? They're new. They're pants. They're new pants.
Everybody loves them.
So anyhow, yesterday I buy some new pants. New jeans. I get home wash them and then try them on.
And then I say to Wifey: ::tugging a little loop on said pants:: "What's this thing for?"
Wifey: "You put a hammer on that."
ME: ::thinking to myself:: 'why the heck would I want to hang a hammer on my pants?'
Turns out I bought something called 'carpenter pants'....and with my skills at carpentery it's a wonder I haven't been wearing these for decades. Planin' and a sandin', stainin' and a hammerin'. Night and day. I work with the woods. I'm a maker of things. A carpent.
Everybody loves the carpenter pants. New carpenter pants. Love them.
It's a gas, gas, gas!
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15 comments:
So to sum up:
You don't read clothing labels very well. (she said, thinking to herself, ::whatta retahd::)
O...MY...GOD....
My cousin Steve is such a fashionable lady.
CARPENTER PANTS?!!!
It's another sign of the coming apocalypse....sigh....
I didn't realize Chanel made carpenter pants.
-- Lamont "Fashion Spoon" Cranston
maybe it's the second coming - Jesus was a carpenter!
But did he have carpenter pants??
alas, no - but I bet he wishes he did
I hope you will be wearing said pants when next I visit your store - can't wait to see them!!
Cousin Saul:
He had his hair and nails done on the same shopping trip. He told me.
You're wearing carpenter ants? Good grief. The oddest things are in fashion these days...
Huh? What?
Carpenter *pants*?
Oh.
Never mind...
You bought Karen Carpenter's pants?? Aren't they a bit tight?
"How can I have any sympathy for someone who was skinny enough to be buried in pleats?"
(A joke Joan Rivers said she really, really wanted to use after Karen Carpenter died, but held off out of respect.)
-- Lamont "Celebrity Gossip" Cranston
If I were a pair of carpenter pants
And you were a pair of ladies,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?
http://tinyurl.com/3d4lvp
are they Capri Carpenter pants?
Do they have whiskering?
Are they leather carpenter pants? For the more 'discerning' carpenter?
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