I've been seeing a ton of those annoying Dunkins Donuts commercials starring Rachael Ray (she is now on 'my list') and I realized that I only have maybe two donuts a year.
Two.
Donuts.
A.
Year.
How can that be? I love donuts. They taste good AND they're good for you. Yet, I only have two a year. Dee-lish*!
I think the whole two donuts a year thing started after Ninety One One. Somehow it didn't feel right to have so much pleasure when so many people died.
But enough time has passed since Nine Hundred and Eleven and I'm gonna eat WAY more than two donuts a year in 2008.
* Everytime Rachael Ray says 'dee-lish', I want to kill.
It's a gas, gas, gas!
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23 comments:
I had 2 donuts this morning and they were "Dee-lish" alright.
I have 2 donuts per hour.
If you're going to pose as me, you could at least spell my name right.
*stuffs third donut into mouth*
I only had one donut this morning.
::runs out to buy another donut.::
I can't remember the last time I had a donut.
::runs off crying::
Are donuts kinda, sorta cake?
Or at least in the cake family?
-- Lamont "Munchkin" Cranston
Every time Rachael Ray says 'fantabulous', I want to strangle.
To sum up:
All the guys here are hot for Rachael Ray.
To sum up Lois's sum up:
Lois is my hero.
YUMMO!
EVOO!
Take it from big mouth--wait, that's not me...
Let's split a gingerbread donut, Noopie! YUMMO!
Aww, my very own Fan Club!
I'll bet anything that you've read Rachael Ray magazine "for the articles."
::squeezes rach::
In the 1970s I was on a delivery for my job at the cash register company when I passed a Dunkin Donuts shoppe offering "Buy one dozen doughnuts for 99 cents, get the second dozen for a penny." Needless to say, I bought the two dozen doughnuts. Not the plain, dry, cakey ones...but the creme filled delicious assortment! By the time I drove the 45 minute return trip to my job location, I had eaten all two dozen doughnuts. Although these tasted great and went down smoothly, I felt sick about an hour later. I now eat, maybe, one doughnut a year. And even eating just that one now makes me queasy.
"Not the plain, dry, cakey ones..."
HEY! Watch it, mister! There ain't nothing plain or dry about me!
Saul eats donuts!?
IANO will dispute this but we all know he's wrong.
That's because we actually have something of interest to say.
Lame comeback.
And it took 10 words, too. Tsk.
To sum up: You do not appear to have written a fresh post today. sniff sniff Nope. Past its prime.
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