Dear Jayne,
I think you are wicked_____ and very ____. Everyday I ____ your ____ and get a big ____ out of your Brit ____ and silly ____.
Someday we will _____. We'll eat and ______ and make the _____.
Well, _____ all I have _____. I kinda feel ____ that I aint ______ part in raccoon week. I _____ you _______ either.
America really kicked_____ ass back in the 1700's. _____ for the record.
All my _____,
Steve
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Dear Jayne,
I think you are wicked baked haddock and very baked haddock. Everyday I baked haddock your baked haddock and get a big baked haddock out of your Brit baked haddock and silly baked haddock.
Someday we will baked haddock. We'll eat and baked haddock and make the baked haddock.
Well, baked haddock all I have baked haddock. I kinda feel baked haddock that I aint baked haddock part in raccoon week. I baked haddock you baked haddock either.
America really kicked baked haddock ass back in the 1700's. baked haddock for the record.
All my baked haddock,
Steve
alektorophobic
chewable
synthesize
priceless collection of Etruscan snoods
slightly damp loofah sponge
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walks
invade the wrong country
floss
handblown glass replica of the Millenium Dome we've always talked about.
something I thought was an overripe banana is
smeared on the walls today
not especially Iranian
combing my hair in a natty, Brylcreemed
cloned
redacted
steatopygic
Wite-out(tm)
Lovin', I will send to you
-- Lamont __________ Cranston
Cake: Ha! You beat me to it! Exactly what I was going to say!
I raise a baked haddock in salute!
I thought you were a chick?
To sum up: [censored]
Lois, what is they say about great haddocks? They bake alike...or something like that.
I think I'm confused.
Infrastructure!
Cake: They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike -- You can lose your mind, when haddock are two of a kind.
Or something like that.
Raccoonfrastructure!
Was it something I said?
I've haddock enough of this.
"Raccoonfrastructure!"
Damn! I'm not even sure what to do in response to that.
Jayne:
It was something you didn't say.
Damned if I know what that was. You didn't say it.
Lamont "Ineffable" Cranston
So to sum up:
Based on what I've read on these blogs, a perfect meal is:
Baked haddock (!), potatoes with gravy, free Red Sox tacos, some infrastructure, and pudding for dessert.
Did I miss anything?
Onions!
Jayne: The good news is that IANO appears to be sweet on you. And the even better news is that you're very far away from him, so a restraining order probably won't be necessary.
The bad news? We appear to be out of onions. Sorry! Can I offer you some wine and day old baked haddock instead?
Uh Cake...bacon perhaps?
Oh dear me, how could I miss bacon!?
So, baked haddock (!), potatoes with gravy, bacon, onions on the side, free Red Sox tacos, some infrastructure, wine, and pudding for dessert.
Now...how's that?
How about baconed haddock?
Cake:
And a double handful of good candy on the side. And possibly some pumpkin donuts.
And two hard-boiled eggs.
-- Lamont "Galloping Glutton" Cranston
Popcorn brownies, anyone?
Cake you forgot popcorn browies and sweet potato pie?
What's gotten into you?
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