What a total douche. Bad-mouthing Johnny Carson.
I hope you die, Wayne Newton, you big fat washed up tub of goo.
You couldn't hold Johnny Carson's socks.
::socks Wayne Newton in the mouth::
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Sock it to him, NoOprah!
::squeezes Wayne Newton until goo oozes out::
:socks him right in the kisser::
"You couldn't carry my socks either.....but we both know where I keep 'em."
Screw you, Wayne...and Hillary, too!
Scandalous!
White socks rule!
Did someone call me?
I eat socks for breakfast, mmmm...
We booted him off my show...Socks in the City.
I'm going to have socks with that fence.
I wanna have socks with Wayne Newton
I did not have socks with that woman!
I want your socks.
Someday, I want to have socks.
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