Friday, November 30, 2007

Put a sock in it, Wayne Newton.

What a total douche. Bad-mouthing Johnny Carson.

I hope you die, Wayne Newton, you big fat washed up tub of goo.

You couldn't hold Johnny Carson's socks.

::socks Wayne Newton in the mouth::

14 comments:

Cake said...

Sock it to him, NoOprah!

::squeezes Wayne Newton until goo oozes out::

Anonymous said...

:socks him right in the kisser::

Anonymous said...

"You couldn't carry my socks either.....but we both know where I keep 'em."

Anonymous said...

Screw you, Wayne...and Hillary, too!

Anonymous said...

Scandalous!

Anonymous said...

White socks rule!

Anonymous said...

Did someone call me?

Anonymous said...

I eat socks for breakfast, mmmm...

Anonymous said...

We booted him off my show...Socks in the City.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to have socks with that fence.

Anonymous said...

I wanna have socks with Wayne Newton

Anonymous said...

I did not have socks with that woman!

Anonymous said...

I want your socks.

Anonymous said...

Someday, I want to have socks.