So last night me, The Hoag, and the Blonde were out on Buddy Nite. We had dinner and talked a bit.
It was still early when the restaurant closed up and we still had some National Security issues to discuss so we decided to go a few miles down the road to another place to finish up.
We get there and sit on a L shaped part of the bar. Me by myself , Hoag and the Blonde on the other part of L. This way we can all see each other and talk.
All of a sudden this guy in his 50s comes staggering in drunk to the world. Loud. Slurrin'. And he sits right next to me. He tells me his name is Bob.
Did I mention he was loud and slurrin'? And his name was Bob.
He looked a bit like Hugh Hefner. I told him so. His name was Bob.
And then all of a sudden in this booming loud voice he points to The Hoag and says: "HEY!!! HE HAS POOFY HAIR!"
Two things you need to know. Hoag does have poofy hair. Wifey says he has Lyle Lovett hair.
In life we have certain special moments. Our weddings....when our kids are born.....when the Red Sox win the World Series etc.
Drunken loud slurrin' guys bellowing out that Hoag has poofy hair now goes in that drawer.
Poofy hair.
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Poofy hair is awesome. How poofy? Kramer-on-Seinfeld poofy? Vertical height in inches, please.
What if the Beatles sang...
Ah, nevermind.
Brilliant...possibly the best Hoag story yet!!!
No, wait...second best. The switchblade-comb story still wins. But this is a definite second best.
For Redbeard:
- All You Need is Poof
- The Long and Winding Poofiness
- Why Don't We Poof it in the Mirror
- Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Poof-Haired Band
- Martha My Poof
::shakes head::
Curses!
Dear Sparkle,
Yes, Kramer poofy.
I Wanna Hold Your Poof
Jayne:
My, my -- you ARE a George Michael fan, aren't you...
-- Lamont "Careless Whisper" Cranston
KRAMER poofy! COOL!
Where's that poofy haired guy today? He's so purty.
Get yer own guy! I saw him firsht.
I HATE CHEW POOFY HAIR!!
Wait... IANO relocated to Omaha, Nebraska?
Give my best to 311.
I thought this was going to be a Blonde joke
He only relocated so that Hillllary and Drunk Bob couldn't find him and get revenge for all the slurs.
Quit mentioning my slurs!!!
Excuse me. Was somebody looking for a poof?
This post made me tear out my poofy hair and cry.
Oh man....I SO wish I was there!
It literally would've made my life complete. BEST Hoagy story ever.
Jaunita
Lamont:
Maybe Hoagy IS George Michael. Have you seen them in the same room together?
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