So I'm driving down the Mass. Pike and I notice this car (mini-van) in front of me and it has a bumper sticker on the back proudly proclaiming "My Daughter Is In The U.S. Army."
So to sum up:
The driver of the car (mini-van) has an ugly daughter.
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I wonder if she's Canadian?
"The driver of the car (mini-van) has an ugly daughter."
Well, if he doesn't now, he will after she meets the roadside bomb!
Navy Girls are Hotter than Army Girls!
So, wait, does that mean that those of us who DIDN'T join the army are automatically pretty?
AWESOME!
::goes off to join a modelling agency...::
Our girls fly circles around army and navy girls!!!
I feel so pretty, oh so pretty!
Dear Redneck Rick:
We buried THAT word too.
Let me get this right - so because she's in the military, you assume she's ugly? What kind of retard logic is that? I'm sure there's plenty of attractive gals in the armed services.
And Patty Peacenik, that's just mean. Go back to picking on retards, at least that's just slightly less insensitive.
I think someone pushed Redbeard's button.
I also think Redbeard is probably an ugly Army gal.
And maybe someone's daughter.
And possibly the owner of a mini-van.
Sack up, Redbeard!
1) Were you driving down the road trying to loosen your load?
2) Do you ever drive up the road--just for cheap kicks?
3) Mini-vans are not so mini.
Dear Sparkle:
I'm finding all the blogs confusing today. What should I do?
Regards,
Cake
Join the Army, Cake! They accept Canadians!
Check out Miss Utah from Miss America...She's in the Army
Dear Cakie,
The blogs came with a decoder ring today. I lost mine down a drain at about 1:00, so I've been lost since then. Infrastructure shall see us through.
Cheers,
Sparkle
So the blogs now come with a mandatory 2 drink minimum?
Yes. We made a few changes while you were away.
Who gave you permission to be away, anyways? Slacker.
I heard Bacon was off having a torrid affair with Hillary.
Shhh.
I heard the same thing! Real window-steaming stuff!
It's the only explanation for why he was away for a week.
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