See, today is Martin Luther King day and I wanted to copy and paste the I HAVE A DREAM speech in here and then doctor it all up and make it funny and witty and stuff.
But then I read it and the thing just goes on and on and on and on and on....
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Dear Martin Luther King,
GET. TO. THE. POINT. ALREADY!!!
Love,
Steve
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I'll sum up the speech:
Stop treating people so crappy.
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That's all he needed to say. Mountain tops.....
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I guess nobody told MLK about the 45 second dream rule, huh?
He died before I could tell him.
I HATE CHEW!
Did he die from eating silica gel!?
Wasn't Martin Luther King one them thar black fellas? We don't got 'em down here in mah neck of the backwoods...net sure ah've even SEEN a black fella. I thenk ah hadda dream about one once, though...mebbe.
You can't say "black fella"! We buried that word!
No, we buried [word missing due to having been buried].
Oh. Carry on, then.
I HATE CHEW ALSO, JED!!!
What if the Beatles wrote about MLK?
- Being For the Benefit of Mr. King
- I'm Happy Just to Dream with You
- Not Being for the Benefit of Mr. KKK
- Baby You're a Black Man
- Can't Buy Me Human Rights
- Eight Dreams a Week
Got MLK? We Do
"Stop treating people so crappy."
Wouldn't that effectively mean the end of this blog circle as we know it?
-- Lamont "The Measure of a Curmudgeon" Cranston
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