1. Madman President
2. The Commander In Queif
3. Bleeder of the Free World
4. Ugliest man president EVER.
5. Shrillary
6......
I can't finish.....just the idea of her winning has me suicidal.
Or hungry.
Or something.
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You gonna do Beatles songs with this, too?
Nah...we've done Hillary/Beatles before.
::sniff sniff:: I get no respect
6. Queen of the Harpies
7. Her Madjesty
8. Ms. Pretty in Pinkpantsuits
9. Cankleness in Chief
Hmmmm...that's harder than it looks.
10. Mistress
::waits for IANO to throw up in his mouth::
Cake,
I think IANO has some "tapes." And who exactly WAS the "Blonde in the limo?"
SO many questions.....
Juanita
Juanita:
Hey, good point. And I'd go further...what if Buddy Night is just a cover for the time he spends with Hilllary? Hmmm? We all assume he spends Thursday evenings braiding Hoag's hair...but what if...oh, this is just getting spooky.
Cake,
Yup.
Braiding Hoagy's hair has always been a convenient excuse.
Buddy night.....try CANKLE NIGHT!
Juanita
Oh right Mr. "I hate Hillary but secretly want her to win so I secretly said so on the World Wide Web and have secret blondes show up on buddy night in limos when I told wifey I was out braiding Hoagy's hair" IANO.
Cankle Lover.
Cake-we should work for the Washington Post.
Juanita
Juanita:
I agree, we make EXCELLENT investigative reporters.
And it's interesting that Mr. IANO hasn't denied this yet, huh?
Denied, hell.
Which of IANO's orifices is Hillary going to store HER cigars in?
-- Lamont "Cuba Libre" Cranston
Lamont,
I'd prefer not to think about IANO's orifice's.
We're serious investigative reporters now-we have other big leads to follow at the moment.
Juanita
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