Monday, January 28, 2008

Just a hunch.

So I'm driving down the Mass. Pike and I notice this car (mini-van) in front of me and it has a bumper sticker on the back proudly proclaiming "My Daughter Is In The U.S. Army."


So to sum up:
The driver of the car (mini-van) has an ugly daughter.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she's Canadian?

Anonymous said...

"The driver of the car (mini-van) has an ugly daughter."

Well, if he doesn't now, he will after she meets the roadside bomb!

Anonymous said...

Navy Girls are Hotter than Army Girls!

Cake said...

So, wait, does that mean that those of us who DIDN'T join the army are automatically pretty?

AWESOME!

::goes off to join a modelling agency...::

Anonymous said...

Our girls fly circles around army and navy girls!!!

Lois Lane said...

I feel so pretty, oh so pretty!

Anonymous said...

Dear Redneck Rick:

We buried THAT word too.

Redbeard76 said...

Let me get this right - so because she's in the military, you assume she's ugly? What kind of retard logic is that? I'm sure there's plenty of attractive gals in the armed services.

And Patty Peacenik, that's just mean. Go back to picking on retards, at least that's just slightly less insensitive.

Anonymous said...

I think someone pushed Redbeard's button.

I also think Redbeard is probably an ugly Army gal.

And maybe someone's daughter.

And possibly the owner of a mini-van.

Anonymous said...

Sack up, Redbeard!

Sparkle Plenty said...

1) Were you driving down the road trying to loosen your load?
2) Do you ever drive up the road--just for cheap kicks?
3) Mini-vans are not so mini.

Cake said...

Dear Sparkle:

I'm finding all the blogs confusing today. What should I do?

Regards,
Cake

Anonymous said...

Join the Army, Cake! They accept Canadians!

Tex said...
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Anonymous said...

Check out Miss Utah from Miss America...She's in the Army

Sparkle Plenty said...

Dear Cakie,

The blogs came with a decoder ring today. I lost mine down a drain at about 1:00, so I've been lost since then. Infrastructure shall see us through.

Cheers,
Sparkle

bacon ace said...

So the blogs now come with a mandatory 2 drink minimum?

Cake said...

Yes. We made a few changes while you were away.

Who gave you permission to be away, anyways? Slacker.

Anonymous said...

I heard Bacon was off having a torrid affair with Hillary.

Shhh.

Anonymous said...

I heard the same thing! Real window-steaming stuff!

It's the only explanation for why he was away for a week.