In a new statement* since his arrest, Mel Gibson says:
"I am not an Anti-Semite, I love the Semites...it's the goddamn filthy Jews that I can't stand!"
* not really.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
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I heard Mel Gibson has a foot fetish, too.*
*not really.
He's anti-fungal.
Mel at an AA Meeting:
Mel: "My name is Mel and I'm an alcoholic."
Group of Alcoholics: "Hello Mel."
Mel" "And I'm also an Anti-Semite who belives all of the worlds' wars were started by Jews and the Holocaust never happened because my daddy said so. Am I in the right 12 Step Program?"
Someone HAS told Mr. Gibson that Jesus was Jewish...right?
Right??
Jesus was Jewish???!!!
So why do The Christians dig him so much? Same reason they like Jon Stewart?
They like his feet.
(from pervious postings, but bears repeating) (In my best Austin powers impersonation)
I mean really, who steals a shoe
Mel Gibson is also a huge Three Stooges fan. I wonder if anyone has told him they were Jews.
You know who would make a lovely couple?
Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson.
They could make beautiful (crazy) music together.
Cake,
How about Mel Gibson and Barbra Streisand? They could sing songs from Fiddler on the Roof AND The Producers (Springtime for Hitler!)
Boy, you guys don't know your Jews. I once asked a Jewish colleague a financial question, and he said "Hey, why didn't you come to me before if you had a question about International Banking? Anything you want to know about our control of the media?"
I suggested he start a column in the local paper entilded "Ask A Jew." He loved the idea, but alas, he's leaving us for a better job.
But if you ever see than column in any newspaper, remember it was ME who inspired it.
Momenger:
Brilliant! Does anyone have the number of Gibson's agent!? I bet he'd be all over that.
Could Tom Cruise guest star, though? Please? His type of crazy really deserves a nod.
Teal Jewish Snakes on a Plane.
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