Saturday, August 05, 2006

A short statement from Mel Gibson's publicist

Mel just wants to state once more that he has nothing against the filthy Jews, has never had anything against the filthy Jews, and never will have anything against the filthy Jews.

He also wants to state that he feels pain for the survivors of the alleged holocaust.

And please go see his new action packed thriller scheduled for release in the year of our Lord 2007.

11 comments:

woody allen said...

Oy vey!

cake said...

I would really not want to be Mel's publicist over the last week or so...I hope s/he's getting paid overtime.

And isn't Jewish.

Momenger said...

I hope he's encouraging Mel's decorators to remove all of the photos of Hitler he has hanging in his house(s).

Gazongalicious said...

I would still sleep with him...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

So would I...

Gazongalicious said...

ohhhhh can I watch?

cake said...

Are you people trying to scar me?!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

//////ohhhhh can I watch?//////

If you like anti-semite on Republican action....sure.

cake said...

Yer driving me to drink, people. TO DRINK!

Momenger said...

Cake
Just don't drive too and make anti-semitic remarks to the cop who pulls you over...or else we may be talking about YOU

Momenger said...

"anti-semite on Republican action?" The Gross Meter has just registered a Full Scale Alert.

But you might as well have Woody Allen direct and videotape.