So the other night I'm getting ready to go to bed (Wifey was staying up) and she was sitting on the couch.
I approach her to give her a kiss goodnight when all of a sudden she holds her palm out like a STOP sign and says:
"NO! Your hair is sticking up!"
My hair is sticking up and now I can't kiss my wife goodnight???
What part of Planet Retard is she living on?
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Not now, I've got a headache.
To sum up: She DUCKED you!
Seems to me like she gave ya the 'ol' Heath Ledger'
And we've all been there, pal.
If your hair was more poofy, you wouldn't have these problems.
Young Doug Flutie didn't have these issues.
Tell her she's not alone.
Happy Duck Thursday, IANO!
(p.s. Your hair is sticking up.)
I loved waterfowl!
Perhaps she was concerned that you were involved in a Something About Mary activity.
I got nothin. Thats just crazy.
How come it was stuck up? What with? I mean you know... for all we know it may have been a 'There's Something About Mary' moment.
You should be more careful.
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