Friday, June 06, 2008

Nuclear War !

>>>Nuclear war will begin next Thursday, June 12, or sooner, according to the latest prediction of self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl "Buffalo Bill" Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas.<<

My prediction is it will happen AFTER June 12th.

I'm a prophet.


Lois Lane said...

I'm going on vacation on June 13, so could the war start sometime after, oh, say June 23?

I mean, you're in charge now, right? So you've got some say over these things.


I Ain't No Oprah said...

I will talk to my people and see what we can do.

cake not signed in said...

Start it on July 4th and blame it on terrorists trying to mess up Your Nation's Birthday.

Whaaaaat, I'm just trying to help!

Tex said...

do you HAVE to bring Texas into this?? Cant you find nice stories about us?? :)

Lois Lane said...

Thanks NoOprah! I knew I voted for the right guy!

radioactive rhonda said...

What if the Beatles sang about nuclear war?

- All You Need is a Fallout Shelter
- Lucy in the Sky with Radiation Burns
- Eight Mushroom Clouds a Week
- Twist and Glow
- Rocky Radiation

you missed the obvious one said...

The Continuing Adventures of Buffalo Bill

Sparkle Plenty said...

1) Is there any other kind of prophet except self-proclaimed? Perhaps I just meet too few prophets in my line of work.
2) "Yisrayl"? Whaddya bet his real first name is "Ray"?
3) Do you hear that rolling over sound? That would be Buffalo Bill Cody, rotating like a rotisserie chicken in his grave. Pawnee Bill just rolled over, too, as a show of solidarity.