>>>Nuclear war will begin next Thursday, June 12, or sooner, according to the latest prediction of self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl "Buffalo Bill" Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas.<<
My prediction is it will happen AFTER June 12th.
I'm a prophet.
It's a gas, gas, gas!
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8 comments:
I'm going on vacation on June 13, so could the war start sometime after, oh, say June 23?
I mean, you're in charge now, right? So you've got some say over these things.
Thanks!
I will talk to my people and see what we can do.
Start it on July 4th and blame it on terrorists trying to mess up Your Nation's Birthday.
Whaaaaat, I'm just trying to help!
do you HAVE to bring Texas into this?? Cant you find nice stories about us?? :)
Thanks NoOprah! I knew I voted for the right guy!
What if the Beatles sang about nuclear war?
- All You Need is a Fallout Shelter
- Lucy in the Sky with Radiation Burns
- Eight Mushroom Clouds a Week
- Twist and Glow
- Rocky Radiation
The Continuing Adventures of Buffalo Bill
1) Is there any other kind of prophet except self-proclaimed? Perhaps I just meet too few prophets in my line of work.
2) "Yisrayl"? Whaddya bet his real first name is "Ray"?
3) Do you hear that rolling over sound? That would be Buffalo Bill Cody, rotating like a rotisserie chicken in his grave. Pawnee Bill just rolled over, too, as a show of solidarity.
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