Monday, June 23, 2008

R.I.P. George Carlin

In death he can no longer say about 400,000 words.

Or buy anymore stuff.

But in the spirit of George's famous 7 words you couldn't say on TV we'll play the seven words that will never get said on this blog game.

I'll get you started:

a) "You look thin and beautiful today Hillary!"

b) "Hey Hoagy, your torn jeans look fantastic!"

c) "Great postive review of that movie, Saul!"


cousin saul said...

7 words you can't say on TV:
George Carlin is still alive and healthy.

cousin saul said...

Oh great! Now what are we gonna do with all of his STUFF?!

cousin saul said...

In a related story: We have a 20% chance of weather today.

cousin saul said...

Oh man...RIP George Carlin...I was really hoping for another 20 years of the exact same "comedy" routine from George...(what a hockey-puck!)

Redbeard76 said...

Hey Hitler, the Holocaust never existed, right?

hitler said...

Holocaust, schmolocaust.

Sparkle Plenty said...
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I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Sparkle,

What part of "seven words you can't say on this blog game" don't you understand?

All of your entries are disquailified from winning the prize.

An Example of A LEGIT ENTRY:

"Sparkle Plenty sure is a bright woman."

rules freak said...

So the key phrase is SEVEN words?

Tex said...

(d) sparkle plenty wins the math award today
(e) i aint no oprah is a wise-ass(whoops disqualified cos its true)
(e) i aint no oprah loves daisy dukes

Sparkle Plenty said...

I have no idea what anyone is talking about. Math? I am the awesomest most awesomemost at mathematics! Rules? I am the awesomest most awesomemost at rules! Are you all smoking stuff?

Somehow, however, I do have a hunch that I need to get some sleep after working all weekend.

Hey! Gene Shalit is alive!

(No Oprah: I have 7 words for ya but you can't say them on blogs.)

Sparkle Plenty said...

y) "Barbra Streisand: What a gal. Hubba Hubba."
101) "Sparkle Plenty follows rules really, really well."
2a) "I AM Oprah Winfrey. 'Wifey' is Stedman."

Redbeard76 said...

x) Bacon Ace is employee of the month!

y) Cake those thighs sure look really toned!

z) I don't wanna know what you're wearing.

Redbeard76 said...

-0.1) Let's not play the Beatles game again!

Anonymous said...

[*] "Noopie ate all his Cream of Nice!"

[**] "Lit match fight, tonight in my store!"

[***] "Not another gravy-infused dinner again tonight!"

[Clyde] "Did I mention I own a television?"

-- Lamont "Did I Mention I Don't Own A Television" Cranston

Tex said...

(f) I Aint No Oprah loves all Democrats

David'Z RantZ said...

j. Today's post comes from my heart, folks.

f. David'Z RantZ would be better if longer.

k. My next template's background will be black.