a) 204 Reeses Cups
b) 5.8 year subscription to The National Geographic
c) Pair of shoes like the Hoag wears
d) 8 spins of the roulette wheel.
e) 4 tanks of gas
f) 256 Taco Bell tacos. (this one is a killer)
g) Nothing for G
h) 144 roundtrips to and from work on the Mass Pike (or a shitload of pennies to throw at Turnpike Jay)
i) Vintage copy of Mein Kampf with dustjacket
j) a couple of ipods
k) Most of the Beatles catalog
l) 4 tickets to the Red Sox game
m) 67 non-damaging car washes
n) 28 glasses of red wine at a decent restaurant.
o) 405 McDonald's Apple Pies (they're running a two for a buck special) (This one hurts)
p) A special present....just for you.
q) a donation to the Republican party
s) 11 pairs of Capri Pants
t) 21 movie tickets
u) 29 movie tickets during the day
v) 2 (possibly three) large popcorns at said movie theatre
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wxyz) a hooker that will screw me better than the damn auto mechanic that fixed my antenna
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Boo-hoo-hoo, poor baby.
That would only get you half of one shoe.
...and no tassels, either!
In your honor, I got 280 tacos for lunch.
(The Canadian dollar is so strong, I was able to get a few extras...try and contain your jealousy.)
150 bags of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese crackers!
re: i) Wouldn't vintage copy of Mein Kampf with leather jacket be more fashionable and durable? 'cause dust jackets just go poof. Ha, 'cause they're jackets, see? Heh, made of dust, see? And...oh, nevermind.
$202.90? hmm.
a) I woulda fixed it with a wire hanger in exchange for a taco.
b) I woulda fixed it using a real antenna for an Absolute Sandman.
Sidenote) 11 pair of manpris?
y not get 1 pair and a purse to carry when yer wearin' them.
nyuk nyuk nyuk
Rocco by 1 after 16 holes
Still tied after 18.
::spins roulette wheel once, eats a taco and 4 of reeses cups, puts on capri pants, runs through the car wash, takes one of the ipods, tries on hoag's shoes, takes them off, thumbs through magazines, swipes Sox tickets, grabs present, gets number of hooker and mechanic to compare screwing techniques::
I nominate Tex for comment of the day.
Why no R?
Was R deleted because it was something like, "Two new outfits?"
hey i may not come around...but Im good when I do :)
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