Monday, June 16, 2008

Other things I could have spent the $202.90 on

a) 204 Reeses Cups

b) 5.8 year subscription to The National Geographic

c) Pair of shoes like the Hoag wears

d) 8 spins of the roulette wheel.

e) 4 tanks of gas

f) 256 Taco Bell tacos. (this one is a killer)

g) Nothing for G

h) 144 roundtrips to and from work on the Mass Pike (or a shitload of pennies to throw at Turnpike Jay)

i) Vintage copy of Mein Kampf with dustjacket

j) a couple of ipods

k) Most of the Beatles catalog

l) 4 tickets to the Red Sox game

m) 67 non-damaging car washes

n) 28 glasses of red wine at a decent restaurant.

o) 405 McDonald's Apple Pies (they're running a two for a buck special) (This one hurts)

p) A special present....just for you.

q) a donation to the Republican party

s) 11 pairs of Capri Pants

t) 21 movie tickets

u) 29 movie tickets during the day

v) 2 (possibly three) large popcorns at said movie theatre
wxyz) a hooker that will screw me better than the damn auto mechanic that fixed my antenna


sassy mccheekypants said...

Boo-hoo-hoo, poor baby.

stuckwithacomb said...

That would only get you half of one shoe.

sassy mccheekypants said...

...and no tassels, either!

cake said...

In your honor, I got 280 tacos for lunch.

(The Canadian dollar is so strong, I was able to get a few extras...try and contain your jealousy.)

Sparkle Plenty said...

150 bags of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese crackers!

re: i) Wouldn't vintage copy of Mein Kampf with leather jacket be more fashionable and durable? 'cause dust jackets just go poof. Ha, 'cause they're jackets, see? Heh, made of dust, see? And...oh, nevermind.

Redbeard76 said...

811 packets of Ramen Noodles. Now we can eat like Jews! They are kosher, aren't they?

Kathy said...

$202.90? hmm.
a) I woulda fixed it with a wire hanger in exchange for a taco.
b) I woulda fixed it using a real antenna for an Absolute Sandman.

Sidenote) 11 pair of manpris?
y not get 1 pair and a purse to carry when yer wearin' them.

nyuk nyuk nyuk

golf playoff update said...

Rocco by 1 after 16 holes

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Still tied after 18.

Tex said...

::spins roulette wheel once, eats a taco and 4 of reeses cups, puts on capri pants, runs through the car wash, takes one of the ipods, tries on hoag's shoes, takes them off, thumbs through magazines, swipes Sox tickets, grabs present, gets number of hooker and mechanic to compare screwing techniques::

Sparkle Plenty said...

I nominate Tex for comment of the day.

David'Z RantZ said...

Why no R?

Was R deleted because it was something like, "Two new outfits?"

Tex said...

hey i may not come around...but Im good when I do :)