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"It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp."
"Oh, That Wifey!"
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- An upcoming anniversary...not as good as 9/11 perh...
- No Subject In The Subject Box Day
- REMINDER: Next week is make fun of John McCain's N...
- Shiny hair.
- Coming attractions::"Tell 'em to go out there with...
- Still more movie quotes at the DNC, still more dem...
- "This was no boat accident."
- "Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims i...
- "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
- "Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart."
- "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
- "Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. F...
- "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
- "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
- "Anything so innocent and built like that just got...
- "This is my happening and it freaks me out!"
- "Kiss me. When I'm being fucked, I like to get kis...
- "Who's been in my box?"
- "They keep sayin' 'two' homosexuals. I am not a ho...
- "Say hello to my little friend."
- "Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims i...
- "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women."
- Happy New Comic Book Day! (Truth, Justice, and the...
- Another day at the movies at the Democratic Nation...
- "It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things...
- "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ...
- "What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a c...
- "Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit."
- "Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin...
- "You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a goddamn lo...
- "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know...
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinki...
- "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
- "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffi...
- "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphet...
- "Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady....
- '"S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me ...
- "I'm a stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors...
- "I'm hysterical! I'm having hysterics! I'm hysteri...
- "I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!"
- "I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet!... and I'm...
- "I'm tired..."
- "I didn't get a harumph outta that guy."
- "Any man drinks like that and he don't eat . . He ...
- "...is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."
- "I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad...
- "So we can appoint a sheriff that's blacker than a...
- "Here we take the good time and trouble to slaught...
- "So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside...
- "...wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, ...
- "I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherev...
- "Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so D...
- "We'll work up a number six on 'em!"
- "Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but...
- "My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes o...
- "He said the sheriff is near."
- "Have you gone berserk! Can't you see that man is ...
- "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulet...
- "Hey, where the white women at?"
- "Mongo like candy."
- "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
- "Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why, my lit...
- "Begone, before somebody drops a house on YOU!"
- "Just speakin' the vernacular of the peasantry. Or...
- "Just because I'm presumin, that I could be kinda ...
- "Well, howdy, Miss Gulch."
- "Shucks, folks, I'm speechless."
- "I even scare myself."
- "You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thin...
- "I'd thrash him from top to bottomus!"
- "A heart is not judged by how much you love, but b...
- "This is the Wicked Witch of the West. She's far w...
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- "I do believe in spooks! I do believe in spooks! I...
- "Oh, I'm a failure because I haven't got a brain."
- "Take your army to Denver and bring me that Obama!...
- Failing to get Obama's shoes, Hillary sends her Fl...
- Conversations at home last night.
- And Joe Biden weekend closes, with Joe as The Jazz...
- Joe Biden: Not pointin', not measurin', just using...
- Joe Biden: He likes to do weird stuff with his han...
- Joe Biden: Young and on the wagon.
- Joe Biden: In his official Pointers Anonymous port...
- Joe Biden: Pointing at his wife. Probably her stup...
- Joe Biden: Pointing with the forever classic, fore...
- Joe Biden: Doing the rarely seen, yet highly respe...
- Joe Biden: Here he is pointing out to the hired he...
- Joe Biden: Sometimes he points just for the broads.
- Joe Biden: Sometimes he points with his eyes close...
- Joe Biden: Sometimes he points in artsy-fartsy bla...
- Cartoon Joe Biden: He points also.
- Joe Biden: He points. He scowls. HE SCORES!
- Joe Biden: Sometimes he points in front of the Ame...
- Joe Biden: Sometimes he points and pretends he's U...
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11 comments:
LOVE YA RON!!
RONNIE!!
Captain! My Captain
I would be honored just to carry your jock strap.
BIDEN! I HAVE A RUBIKS CUBE AND I CAN'T SOLVE IT!!!
Sleep with me, Mr. Biden!!!
Sleep with me, Mr. Biden!!!
I have someone I need you to hex, Mr. Biden....
GesturegesturePOINT!!
Even Hulk love Ronnie!
But Hulk SMASH Carter...
and Kerry...
and Dukakis...
Coming attractions in November? He wants the Democrats to win? Makes sense! He was a Democrat 'til he turned 51. Everyone's mid-life crisis takes a slightly different form, y'know?
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